Min Yoongi x Reader || Wrong Number

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Y/N means Your Name
__________

Unknown: Hey.

Me: Hey? Who is this?

Unknown: Yoongi.

Me: I don't know a Yoongi.
Me: You have the wrong
number sir.

Unknown: Stop joking around Taehyung, I don't have time for this.

Me: This isn't Taehyung.

Unknown: ...
Unknown: Oh. I do have the wrong number.
Unknown: My bad. Sorry if I disturbed you, I'll be going now.

Me: You don't have to go...

Unknown: I don't know you.
Unknown: That also means I don't trust you.
Unknown: So why would I waste my time texting a stranger who could possibly be some type of spy or murder? I'm just not risking it.
Unknown: Now if you excuse me I have a number to retype.

Me: Sorry.

______________

-Changes Unknown's name to Yoongi-
-Yoongi was added to your contacts-

_____[1 week later]_____

Me: Hey.

Yoongi: What do you want?

Me: I just wanted to talk.
Me: You don't have to but
I was just really bored and you're honestly the only person in my contacts that doesn't have a problem with me.

Yoongi: Who said I don't have a problem with you?
Yoongi: Wait.
Yoongi: You added me in your contacts?

Me: Yeah? Is that a problem? I could always delete your number and stop texting you.

Yoongi: Yes it is a problem. I would also appreciate it if you DID delete my number and stop texting me.
Yoongi: Now leave me alone.

Me: Okay.
Seen

Me: I just don't understand why you don't block my number.
Delivered

_____[3 weeks later]_____

Me: Hi again!

Yoongi: I thought you deleted my number.

Me: Well...
Me: You thought wrong.

Yoongi: What do you want.
Yoongi: I seriously don't wanna text you.

Me: Why?

Yoongi: Maybe because I don't even know you.

Me: Y/N

Yoongi: What?

Me: My name is Y/N.
Me: You know me now.

Yoongi: Not that kind of "know you" I was meaning knowing you personally.

Me: You have to talk
to people to get
to know them.
Me: So you can talk to
me and we won't
be strangers anymore!

Yoongi: Yeah. "Talk."
Yoongi: You're texting me.
Yoongi: There's a difference.

Me: We can still know
each other over text.

Yoongi: Can you please leave me alone.
Yoongi: You sound so desperate.

Me: Why can't you just
give me a chance...
Me: I'm lonely man...
Me: Lonely.
Me: Really lonely.
Me: So freaking lonely.

Yoongi: Be lonely somewhere else.

Me: Okay. You hoi
Me: hor*
Me: How*
Me: Bruh.
Me: HOE*
Me: Finally.
Me: Nevermind.
Don't read that
it isn't funny
anymore...

Yoongi: really?

Me: I said don't read it!
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