Min Yoongi x Reader || Wrong Number

[6]

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Me: Hey there daddy.

YoonFucc: I thought I gotten that whore an abortion?

Me: Nah. That was
your first broken condom.
Me: I'm your second broken
condom.
Me: Now pay for my slut of
a mom's child support.
I don't got all week.

YoonFucc: Sorry. I haven't went to the bank yet.
YoonFucc: Just add it to all the other times I haven't paid.

Me: I need to pay
my electric bill!

YoonFucc: What about your water bill?

Me: Fuck my water bill.
I can pay that another day!
I got hawt pockets to cook!

YoonFucc: But then you're going to become thirsty.

Me: You can quench
my thirst.

YoonFucc: and when did I become a beverage?

Me: You didn't become just a beverage but a full corse
meal on two limbs.
Me: and I sense you walking
my way to get that straw a
good succ

YoonFucc: I realized that today was the day I noticed you're one of the biggest perverts I have encountered.

Me: c'mon big boi
Me: Don't be salty!
Me: I don't like salty food...

YoonFucc: suck it up fucknut because I dont give a flying shit what you like or don't like.

Me: Okay. If you don't give
a flying-whatever then I guess
you wouldn't care if I said...
Me: I don't like Holly.

YoonFucc: Ok! You crossed the line missy!
YoonFucc: Everyone likes Holly!

Me: tHot you didn't care?

YoonFucc: WELL IM NOT GOING TO LET YOU DIS MY BABY LIKE THAT!
YoonFucc: We have a reputation!

Me: pfft. A reputation of
being a cocky owner that's
going gay for his dog.

YoonFucc: Unlike you Holly can get a decent relationship and a compliment just by a walk in the park.

Me: Oh my gawd YoonCocc
Me: ITS A FLIPPING DOG!
Me: You're acting like if it
makes a tender account
people would instantly
stop swiping left when
coming a crossed it.

YoonFucc: YoonGenius*

Me: Yah Whatever
Me: but seriously. Why are
you so attached to that thing?

YoonFucc: Because "THAT THING" is more likable then you.

Me: I don't know what
you're talking about but I'm the
most likable THING in your life.

YoonFucc: We all have options.
YoonFucc: I could honestly careless about yours.

Me: I still don't like that dog.

YoonFucc: I regret ever showing him to you.

Me: But you seemed way
too excited while showing me.
Me: You even put 3 explanation
marks after each sentence.

YoonFucc: I DID NOT!

Me: mmmm lying is wrong.

YoonFucc: Like your opinion on Holly.

Me: No I actually think I
was correct about that.

YoonFucc: Do you really hate him?

Me: hate is a strong
word Yogurt.

YoonFucc: So you like Holly?
YoonFucc: Wait did you really just call me yogurt?

Me: No... and maybe.

YoonFucc: You're confusing me!

Me: I dislike Holly
not hate.

YoonFucc: Why do you dislike him?

Me: I d e k
Me: just randomly
felt like dragging
your dog and now
I'm starting to enjoy it.

YoonFucc: ...
YoonFucc: I'm not sending a picture of Holly to you ever again.

Me: Good! I don't
wanna see that rAt.

YoonFucc: You're just wanting a death wish huh?

Me: I've been knocking
at deaths door for awhile now.
Me: But I guess he's taking
a long shit because he
still hasn't answered.

YoonFucc: That was so irrelevant to what I just asked.

Me: I thought we were
talking about death
and stuff...

YoonFucc: for the love of god
YoonFucc: Goodnight Y/N.

Me: Huehuehue it's
not even night buuut
GN YoonDaddy.
[Seen at 9:26 AM]

YoonFucc: Don't even start.
[Seen]

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