Min Yoongi x Reader || Wrong Number

[4]

Today is a new day. That also means a fresh start to a nice conversation with Yoongi!

Me: Hai.

YoonFucc: Are you back for more threats?

Me: Nah. Just bored and decided to talk to you like a normal person would when they're bored.

YoonFucc: please leave.

Me: If you want me to leave so badly why do you respond to me?

YoonFucc: If me responding is what you want then why are you complaining about it?

Touché

Me: Point taken.
Me: You know. You're really smart.

YoonFucc: I know.

Me: You really know your way with words Yoongi.

A few seconds pass as I wait for Yoongi to finish typing which is taking longer than normal.

YoonFucc: What do you want?

Me: What?
Me: Why do you ask?

YoonFucc: You're being awfully nice to me today.

Me: And? I was thinking to myself last night about how rude I was acting so I decided to be more respectful.

YoonFucc: Sounds shady.

Me: Yoongi, I truly want to become
at least acquainted with you.

YoonFucc: And I truly feel like you're trying to make me suck up to you.

Me: What makes you think that?

YoonFucc: Like I said earlier.
YoonFucc: you're being awfully nice to me today.

I look at the text he sent for a while thinking of something to type back but nothing came to mind.

YoonFucc: You're taking your sweet time almost as if you're thinking of something to say to prove me wrong.

Me: but I do want to be acquainted with you!

YoonFucc: I don't think that will be necessary.

Me: Come on. I'm lonely man.
Me: So lonely.
Me: So freaking lonely.

YoonFucc: That sounds familiar.

Me: can you at least be my vent buddy?

YoonFucc: No.

Me: Why not?

YoonFucc: Because I don't want to listen to your problems.

Me: Geez. Okay.
Me: Can we just be people that randomly text each other?

YoonFucc: Sure. If it makes you quit with the constant questions.

Me: Oh man!
Me: you're the best my babe!
Me: What the fuk.

I was freaking out as I type quickly to correct my mistake. I was trying to say 'You're the best my dude.' But I stupidly got mixed up with the 'D' and 'B' making it autocorrect to babe. Shit. He already sent a reply. Fuck my life.

YoonFucc: Wow.
YoonFucc: Barely know me and already trying to flirt with me.
YoonFucc: I'm disgusted.

Me: No you fucc face! My phone autocorrected it to babe so don't get cocky with me and feel flattered! Because I have NO romantic feelings for your rude ass!
Me: Oh wait.
Me: You were disgusted.
Me: I'm oddly satisfied with that reaction.

YoonFucc: Can you take a joke!
YoonFucc: I know you wouldn't say something like that to me.

Me: That's a relief. I thought you were going to think I was a creep and stop texting me.

YoonFucc: Yeah. Even if I were to stop texting you I don't think I would last long.

Me: ...

YoonFucc: Because you would probably spam me...

I felt special for a second but that feeling was thrown in the trash.

Me: Geez. Thanks for the
unnecessary clarification!

YoonFucc: I'm about to go somewhere so I can only text you a little longer.
YoonFucc: Not that I'm enjoying this.
YoonFucc: It's actually quite the opposite.

Me: lol Where?

YoonFucc: Classified information.

Me: alright. Understandable.

YoonFucc: Glad to know you respect people's privacy.

Me: :)

YoonFucc: Don't send smiley faces.

Me: :)

YoonFucc: Stop.

Me: :)

YoonFucc: Why are you doing this to me?

Me: :D

YoonFucc: You're being annoying.

Me: I know you are but what am I?

YoonFucc: A child apparently.
YoonFucc: Now If you excuse me It's time for me to go.

Me: Ight.
Me: Be safe.
[ Seen at 11:27 AM]

After I sent that my eyes widen. "Heck." I mumble under my breath as I watch the letters SEEN come up.
Now he thinks I actually care about him. This is what I get for sending this to everybody I text and It's sad because I only have my family's numbers and I said 'everybody I text' it actually makes me realize how lonely I am. I guess I need some friends don't I? Yoongi is the closest thing I have other than my family I communicate with. It's weird knowing I'm talking to another human being outside my family tree.

"Why the heck I'm I thinking this?"

Ping.

YoonFucc: You too.
[Seen]

As I stare at the new text from Yoongi the first thing that popped in my head is that I think he's warming up to me.
That also means my plan for him to become my friend is going oddly well.

Me: :)
[Seen at 11:29 AM]

YoonFucc: You just ruined the moment.
[Seen]