Sheith, Klance, Shance and Shklance One Shots

First time

Lance always read that your first time with your partner was supposed to be magical and beautiful and cute. That he was supposed to feel amazing and nothing would ever be as good as the first time. That was until he dated Shiro, his first boyfriend, first French kiss, first hand job, basically first everything. Shiro of course had some experience, and was showing him the ropes. But his experience lied with women, not men, and fuck did he wish Shiro have some experience. Cause otherwise he wouldn't have had to punch Shiro in the face for trying to stick his monster dick inside him dry! And he wouldn't have to fight Shiro about the sex either... Of course he didn't mean to get mad. It just hurt so damn much that he just reacted. Now he wouldn't be having a very, very uncomfortable conversation with Pidge about what he should do!

"Lube, so like lotion won't work?" He asked.

"Well it will, but only so much. Lube is your best option, and perhaps some toys?" She suggested placing a bag on the table full of items for Lance. "And if you don't want him to cum inside condoms are the way to go." She said. Lance blushed darkly as he looked through the bag.

"Flavored lube?! What the hell!" He said tossing it back in the bag.

"It's for blow jobs, and also there are some things in there for you to clean yourself out before. That makes a world of a difference." She said. Lance blushed.

"You mean I have to..." She nodded. "How do I know when to do it!" He asked.

"Well I'd say just do it the next time you know you'll be alone." She said.

-Meanwhile-

Keith smacked Shiro on the back of the head as he walked to sit in his chair.

"You stuck it in him. Dry?! What's wrong with you?! That poor boy probably walked with a limp, and not in the good way!" He exclaimed.

"Yeah, I didn't know I shouldn't do that! With women you just-" Keith held up a finger to shut him up while he pinched the bridge of his nose.

"One Lance is not a woman. Two, men do not self lubricate like women do." He said annoyed. "You have to prepare him. With lots, and lots of lube. Well not too much, but enough to make it easier." He explained. "And always start with your fingers, gradually go up to three or two, whatever he can handle." He said as he sipped his water. "And don't just feel around, curl your fingers stretch him out. Look for his spot. " Keith said seriously.

"Spot?" Shiro asked confused.

"Yes it's like a woman's g-spot. Once you find it he'll be a moaning mess. And make sure he's comfortable as you do everything, kiss him touch him, whatever." He said. Shiro nodded trying to make a mental note of everything. "And make him cum with your fingers, you can do a hand job at the same time if you want. But make him cum first. It will make a world of a difference." He said seriously.

Once the two left their friends home to meet up themselves. Shiro after his shift of course. Keith and pidge messaged eachother.

'You get through to Shiro?'

'Yup, you get through to Lance?'

'Yup, so both of them are gonna get laid and we don't have to deal with the complaining anymore.'

   Lance shifted uncomfortably on his bed looking into the bag of things Pidge gave him. He slowly pulled out the first item with a note on the top "First steps of cleaning up, showering after is ideal and doing it right before intimacy is highly recommended!" He blushed and bit his lip. "One, lube with the cleaner provided is the basic way to go. If your partner is well endowed using a pressured nozzle is a better option for a deeper clean, low presser is better for water not to get stuck." Lance threw the box burying his face in a pillow.