RWBY Girlfriend Scenarios (GxG)

Drunk Texts

-Ruby
-Weiss
-Blake
-Yang
-Pyrrha
-Nora
-Emerald
-Cinder
-Raven
-Neon Katt
-Velvet
-Coco
-Neo
-Penny

Ruby
Rose (Ruby) - weiss called me a meanie and I cried, can you come pick me up? :(

My life - Why did you cry? Weiss always says that

Rose - I'm a little bit tipsy....

My life - I'm coming to get you

Rose - YOU'RE MY HERO LIKE SUPERBAT

My life - stay still, you're wayyy too drunk

Rose - RUBY ROBIN AND (Y/N) SUPERBAT

Weiss
My Queen (Weiss) - can you snort dust?

Princess - Wth, weiss???

My Queen - is that a no?

Princess - yeah, don't do that...

My Queen - Yang's gonna be disappointed :(

Blake
Kitten (Blake) - I love you, you love me, we're a great big family! With a cluck cluck here and a chuck chuck there!

My Happiness - babe, I think you've got that last part wrong.

Kitten - nahhhh, man

My Happiness - babe, I'm gonna come get your where are you?

Kitten - Old mc'donalds farm

Yang
Wifey (Yang) - New phone, who dis?

Babygirl - Really, Yang?

Wifey - wow, you sound like my girlfriend.

Babygirl - boi, we're texting, you can't hear me.

Wifey - what?

Babygirl - nvm, I'm coming to pick you up, xoxo

Wifey - are you my Uber?

Babygirl - .....

Pyrrha
Pumpkin (Pyrrha) - fite me, m8

Angel - wth, Pyrrha?? Is everything okay??

Pumpkin - I think I'm in the sun

Angel - what does that mean?

Pumpkin - it's very hot here

Angel - where are you?

Pumpkin - in da hood

Angel - you're useless

Nora
Thor (Nora) - BBBBBBBBaaaaaaaabbbbbbbeeeeee

Babe - Is everything alright?

Thor - I was just thinking about how this spelt backwards is shit lmao

Babe - you're such an idiot, this spelt backwards is siht

Thor - I'm gonna need help getting home tonight then

Babe - *sighs* I'll see you in a bit, babe xoxo

Emerald
My Everything (Emerald) - (Y/n), I can't find my phone :( helppp

Cuddles - What're you typing with?

My Everything - wow, you're good at this...what am I eating?

Cuddles - I don't know. I thought you were just drinking

My Everything - YOU'RE A GHOST!

Cinder
Snuggles (Cinder) - are clouds just floating marshmallows?

Snuggles - is the sun just a burnt lemon?

Gorgeous - babe, you're so drunk. I need you to do something for me.

Snuggles - what is it?

Gorgeous - take your car keys and chuck them into a lake

Raven
Birdie (Raven) - I went out with Qrow

My Sunshine - are you drunk?

Birdie - I think Qrow is Superman

My Sunshine - why?

Birdie - 'Cause he can fly and all that shit

My Sunshine - I'm coming to get you

Neon Katt
Kitty-Katt (Neon Katt) - WASSSSUPPPP

My Main Grill - Are you okay...?

Kitty-Katt - I drank a little too much, haha

My Main Grill - I figured

Kitty Kat - yeah, I got kicked out for throwing my shoes at a guy

Velvet
Bunny (Velvet) - I went out with Yang...

Love - is everything alright?

Bunny - I drank and I'm so sorry! :( don't hate me!

Love - baby, it's okay. Just be careful. If you need me, just text me. Stick by Blake, she'll help you. I love you, stay safe, babygirl xoxo

Bunny - okay, thank you for not getting mad at me

Love - I could never be mad at you

Bunny - I really wish I could kiss you right now...I just keep thinking about it...

Love - get some coffee, sober up, and then come to my dorm

Coco
Hot Coco (Coco) - I'm so fucking drunk rn haha

Lover - What..? I thought you were studying

Hot Coco - oh...shit...

Lover - ....?

Hot Coco - I am studying....shhhhhhh....

Lover - who are you shushing..?

Hot Coco - I don't know! I'm very confused and drunk wnckrkscjenav

Hot Coco - all I can remember is putting the middle finger up at an officer and stealing someone's birthday cake...don't scold me about it, I feel really bad!

Hot Coco - it was a chocolate cake and it tasted really good...just in case you were wondering...

Neo
Cutie (Neo) - I DRANK SO MUCHHH

Wife - um...do you need me to pick you up?

Cutie - yeah, I'd love for you to pick me up ;)

Wife - why is that dirty???

Cutie - ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

Wife - I'm picking you up, stay still

Penny
Robocutie (Penny) - I've never experienced intoxication before

Perfection - what? Are you okay???

Robocutie - more than okay! Can you come find me?

Perfection - why??? Are you alright???

Robocutie - I wanna dance with you...and kiss you <3