Lotor X Reader Crack Book

11 There's a Snake in My Ship

[I just wanna say thanks to the people who stuck around and read my book even though it's quiznack trash, thanks a lot. I've been taking breaks to learn how to draw better and have fun on my summer break here's one of my spiccy drawings because pride month is almost over ;(~ Btw if you want to check out my favorite Lotor AMV^]

Y/N POV

After the kiss, Lotor leads the ship up in space. I sigh and slide down my chair. "I'm about to fucking FAIL this mission. Why do Lotor have to be so sweet...kind...and sexy. The more I tell myself to back off from him, the more I find myself falling for him." I take a glance at Lotor. "Have you ever just look at someone and ask...what is going on inside their head?"

As soon as I thought that Lotor looks back at me. "So Y/N, are you familiar with Voltron?" He asks me. I break a cold sweat and a nervous chuckle, "Heh, you have nooo idea.." Lotor enters the ship in self drive to make better eye contact with me. "I'm thinking about joining their squad." I burst out laughing as soon as I heard that. "Bitch whet? You, in Voltron? Aren't you against them because your whole family got unsolved beef with Voltron?" Lotor sighs, "I think it'll be a good time to squash it then."

I look at him with my eyebrows raised, "Why are you so sudden with this?"

"Because my empire is falling apart over the same goal, the Infinite supply of quintessence. The only known thing that can achieve that goal is Voltron. They want to bring the universe to peace, having the Galra come to a settlement is the way to go. Having the ruler of the empire side with Voltron is a step away to that peace goal."

I stare at Lotor for a while before I look away out the window. "Should I tell him that I'm with Voltron? If what he's saying is true it won't affect the way he thinks of me." My eyes go big as soon as I finish my thought. "Why the fuck do I suddenly care about what Lotor thinks about me? I'm an independent woman, I don't need a man in my life like Lotor. Just look at him, he's probably the type of guy to walk his pet fish to a sushi restaurant." I roll my eyes and get up from my seat. "I'm going to the bathroom." I announced before walking to the back.

When I get in the room, I locked the door and pull out my phone. I face-timed the Voltron squad and wait for a connection. I prop it on the sink and stand by the far wall so they can see me when it finally fucking connects.

"Whats poppin' bitch!" Lance comes to the screen. "Shut the fuck up Lance." Shiro yells at him. Everyone stops and stares at Shiro for being a hoe. "Excuse me did you just yelled at my meme boi?" I snapped at Shiro's clone—I mean "the real Shiro". "I'm leaving I'm too beautiful for this." Shiro says before doing a royal bitch exit. "Whoever said he was beautiful has lied to him several times..." Hunk said underneath his breath. "Anyway, what is the update Y/N?" Allura asks me. "Razzle Dazzle hoes!" Coran interrupts me before I start spilling the piping hot tea. "Coran not now—" Allura tries to say before I join in. "RAZZLE DAZZLE HOE!" I slide on the bathroom floor with my socks and start doing jazz hands for my final pose. "Oh my god." Allura facepalms. "Razzle Dazzle hoe!" Pidge and Lance say at the same time.

"Oh my quiznacks could you quit! Y/N tell us an update." Allura interrupts us. "Okay fine since you want to be a wet blanket in Alaska." I start off saying, "So to get right to the point, Lotor wants to join Voltron to get unlimited quintessences with the help of us. In my opinion I think Lotor is a sweet and thoughtful guy." Lance rolls his eyes, "Yeah he's real THOTful..." Allura eyes get big as hell, "Wait...is this a joke because—"

"Y/N?" Lotor knocks on the bathroom door. "Shit!" I did a Frozone run and get my phone off the sink to turn off the volume. "Yes Daddy?" I answer to Lotor. "DADDY??? WHAT THE FUCKERY IS THIS!!" I see Lance mouthing out. I take several nervous deep breaths and hide the phone up my ass next to the bag of jellybeans and cocaine. I finally open the door and I fake smile.

"Are you okay? You was in here for a long time?" Lotor asks me. "Yeah I was just um...on my period...." I made up on the spot. "Oh...um I'll leave you be. If you need any supplies it's in the right cabinet, I have a lot of female workers so I always kept products in there. Also what type of food do you want?" My jaw drops, "You're such a gentleman...wow um.. I'm really craving a six course meal right now." Lotor leans in and give me a gentle kiss on my forehead. "I'll have it prepared for you princess. I'll leave you in peace now." I give him a genuine smile, "Thanks Daddy." "Shit, if being on period means I get treated like this, I'm on my period every single day."

Lotor POV

I close the door behind me and pretend to walk away. I cup my ear next to the door and listen in.

"Okay guys, I'm sorry I had to put the phone somewhere it won't slip out of." Y/N tells the Voltron Squad. "Did you really have to shove it up your ass though..." Pidge comments. "She what..? Who the fuck puts a whole phone up their bootyhole?.." I shiver at the thought before listening in again. "Well, should I tell Lotor that I'm with you guys? If he's really about what he said, telling him won't be the issue." Y/N tells them. "Already knew. I'm always one step ahead of you princess." I chuckle then leave the hallway with the most devious smile on my face. "Time to fuck things up..."