Lotor X Reader Crack Book

4 Trying to Bond

Btw you should totally check out my crack meme book. Only if you want to though! ^.^ heres one of the memes i made^

Lotor POV

I gracefully make pancakes, eggs, and surprise sausage for my girl. I set it down on the table and wait for her to wake up.

She comes in the room half dressed and tired, "I smelled food so I woke up." Y/N tells me. I smiled, "Well heres our meal." I pull out the chair for her and she looked at me suspiciously. "You really want to sleep with me don't you? I'll take the food but not the dick." She sits down and I sigh. "I really am sorry for yesterday! I don't want sex anymore I just want a mutual trust between us. Don't you want that when we get married?"

She crosses her arms and thinks to herself. I wish I knew what she was thinking so I can insure her that I'm not that guy. I started thinking about my dad, Zarkon, and how he took advantage of every single thing. Even me...

I shiver and wipe away any possible tears. I can't cry in front of her she'll think I'm weak and worthless like everyone else. "Well," she finally talks, "We can build a trust at least. Besides we are getting married so... I guess some harmless bonding won't hurt!" Y/N smiles and I smile.

Y/N POV

Lotor must have some decency to him. He literally cooked a bomb ass breakfast for me, took me to a separate bed, and even though I hate dresses and heels he bought me some. It's the thought that counts.

I dig in the sausage and some fucking yellow goo oozes out. "WHAT THE FUCK?!?" I jumped. Lotor looks over and raises an eyebrow. "WHAT IS DIS?!" I yelled. "It's Quintessons. I love to cook with it." Lotor responded. "Yeah no. I'm a human I can't eat or use quintessons like you." I tell him.

Lotor keeps quiet for a moment. Then he finally says, "Actually, I don't really know you that well. Let's go on that date at 12." I slouch. I hate going out, but I promised him that I would bond with him. "Fine." I agreed.

Later on dudududu~

I groan. There was nothing pretty to wear except for Lotor's dress and Allura's dress. All I bought with me are indoor clothes like pajamas and one outfit to go out with. "What am I? Shane Dawson??" I fall into my single bed and groan. "I guess I have to wear the outfit Lotor provided..."

Lotor POV

I wait for Y/N downstairs. I was wearing my outting clothes that I only wear for important meetings and such. The only thing different that I threw on some jeans and not slacks to keep it casual.

"Maybe I should go and check on her." I told myself. Just right I said it, someone was coming down the stairs. I looked over and my jaw dropped.

Y/N was wearing a tight blue sundress with purple flowers on it and the black heels I got her. She also did her hair. It was straight down and combed out instead of a messy bun. She came close to me and her fragrance bounced on me. Instead of smelling like pizza, potato chips, and fries she smelled like a fresh rose garden.

"Shall we go my lady?" I ask giving out my hand. She gave me a death glare then finally took my hand.

Y/N POV

Lotor guides me to mini spacecraft. I looked around and cross my arms. "Where's the second chair?" I asked. Lotor looks around, "Goddammit I forgot that the red bitch took it out." Lotor sits down and I gulped. "Ugh.. I don't want to get hurt and plus im wearing heels. I can't stand for that long." I explained before sitting down on Lotor's lap. NOTHING ELSE!

I can feel him breathing down my spine as he takes off. He's really focused while driving, and that's a good thing.

"So, tell me everything about you. Like your favorite activities, hobbies, anything in general." Lotor starts off.

"Well I like binging on t.v shows on Netflix, youtube, and kissanime. My favorite hobbies are I guess playing sports sometimes. But I'm not fucking MJ on the court you know. I love music one of my favorite song is (Your favorite song here). It relaxes me." I kept it to a minimum. I don't want to give myself away too soon.

Lotor finally gets to a clear zone on space and with one arm he holds while he drives with the other. I blush, "It's harmless, I guess he can keep his hand there. But if he's going lower I might have to shoot him."

"So I heard you lived on Earth." Lotor brings it up. "Yeah I lived in the (Your country and city). It was fun while it lasted." I tell him. "What's on Earth?" He asks. "Everything, but the things I like are parks, the movies, and home..." I sigh and look around.

Lotor lifts my chin up, "That's great, I love most of those things too." Lotor tells me. "Do you like dancing?" He asks me. "Uh I can twist my hips like Shakira." I tell him. Which is kind of not true. I can twist my hips, but I look like a walrus flopping on land.

"Great because our first stop is a dancing competition!" He tells me. I break a cold sweat. "Out of all possible dates, he picks auditioning for dancing with the stars. Well let me hold my head up high! I can hear Jordan Fisher quaking right about now because we're coming to steal his trophy bitch."