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Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song) ~ The Lonely Island

Finest girl I ever met in my whole life
Wanted to take her home, make her my wife
Knew she was a freak when she started talking

She said "Fuck me like we fucked Bin Laden" (Ow waah)
That girl was a freak
She said she wanted me to fuck her harder than the military

Fucked Bin Laden
Fucked Bin Laden
Fucked Bin Laden

She wanted to fuck me harder than the US government
Fucked Bin Laden

Aah, she was a freaky kind of girl
Kept up with current events from all around the world
More specifically one event
The time Osama Bin Laden got shot in the head
She said "Do me like that"
But I couldn't track the metaphor
That said I can see you horny like a stegasaur
That said again your request is so irregular
She put on a beard, I started looking at the exit door
Then a turban
Then a tunic
She said "Invade my cave with your special unit"
I said "He wasn't in a cave", but there was no stopping
She demanded that I fuck her like we

Fucked Bin Laden
Fucked Bin Laden
Fucked Bin Laden

She wanted to fuck me harder than the US government
Fucked Bin Laden

This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climx
With the clinical efficiency of the assassination of Bin Laden
You're harbouring a fugitive (That ass)
And my justice will be punitive (I'm a smash)
Night-vision, they can see us through my go-pro
She tried to negotiate, I said that's a no-no
Now I'm creeping in her bedroom like go-go
She tells me to go low then looks down and says I gotta
"Terrorise that pussy"
"Gotta terrorise that pussy"

So I did it, improvised some crazy shit
Seal Team 69 sexecuting the hit
She said "You finished me off, now throw my body in the ocean"
I yelled "Geronimo" then took some pictures for posting
The President called, he said "Congratulations Connor"
I said "Mr. President to what do I owe this honour?"
He said "Come give me the deets in the White House Garden,
I gots to know how you fucked her like we"

Fucked Bin Laden
Fucked Bin Laden
Fucked Bin Laden

I still can't say that I see the appeal
But she wanted me to fuck her like we fucked Bin Laden
Ohh this girl insisted that the way we did it was merciless and exact
Just like the now world-famous attack
That fucked Osama Bin Laden