T.W.M.A.S

Lone Ranger 👨🏼‍🚀

"Aaron sweetie, please let me in." My mum knocks softly on my door.

Jeeez...she's here to piss me off.

"GO AWAY!" I yell, reaching over to grab my iPhone and ear plugs.

"Godammit! Open this damn door." She's loosing her cool and I'm loving every second of it.

"Agrrhh! Fuck! Leave me alone." I grind my teeth together in frustration.

"Aaron! You have to be reasonable, I'm your mother and I demand you open up this door, right this minute."

Let's open up for my over emotional mother, shall we ?

I drag myself out of bed and head for the door like a flesh seeking zombie, she steps in and shoots daggers at me, the sudden exposure to light burns my eyes.

Vampire much ? 🧛🏼‍♂️

"What's gotten into you?" My mother demands.

"So all the drama boils down to this question?" I fire back, walking across my room, back to resting on my cloudy bed and distracting myself with some food porn on Tumblr.

I wanna fuck a double cheeseburger so bad, feel ma D in between those sexy buns & all that delicious juiciness 😋 🍔💦

Mother sighs and sits on my bed. She switches on the lamp on my bedside table, giving my cave some orange glow.

She didn't even go for the lava lamp 🤦🏻‍♂️

"Baby, you can't keep shutting everyone out. Please, you need to let loose and try honey, please try to be normal in some type of way." My mum pleads, after a few unending seconds of awkward silence.

Fuck! This same ol' bullshit all the fucking time.

"Wow! I'm not normal? Thanks mother, I've been more than aware of my mental state for over a billion years, and still counting." I tear my gaze away from my phone to give her my award winning death glare.

She sighs heavily, "I didn't mean it that way, you know exactly what I'm trying to get at."

"No, I do not."

"Aaron, you do. Something tells me you're not taking your meds, baby you need them."

"Look Mother, I'm 18 and I can do whatever the hell I want. Now, can you just go away already, leave my room."

I switch to Instagram to check out my cousin's TeenVogue cover + let's go stalk Luka Sabbat some 🤗

Mother looks torn but not suprised.

Lmfao...She knows what kinda child she's got.

Chill, when she leaves, you and I would get to know each other *Sexy bad boy wink*

"Breakfast is set." She gets up, straightens her Channel custom made dress and heads for the door.

"Mother..."

"Yeah?" She turns back expectantly...

"Shut the door this time." I switch off the fucking lamp that's been giving me a headache ever since mother decided to break my rules, I pop in my ear plugs and start to drown my soul in Lana Del Rey's voice.

Oh shit! I said we was gonna get to know each other.

*Blast my brains with Terminator's gun*

Yo! My name is Aaron Coleman and I want to take you on a journey...will you embark on this wild trip with me ? Trust me we'd get to have lots of fun 😌👨🏼‍🚀