T.W.M.A.S

Harvey The D.I.L.F 👅🧔

       After lunch we all just lazy around watching movies on Netflix. Tracy's dad, Harvey as he insists we call him, is up in his study doing some work.

That yummy guy 😋🤤

Right now we're rounding up our third movie, it's dark out and we need to get going.

"After this we leave." I whisper to Amanda who's snuggled up to me like my cat.

Oh! I forgot to mention I have a cat, the most wonderful and precious thing in my life 😻

Amanda comes next.

She nods and snuggles in some more. Ten minutes later, our movie ends and it's time to get going.

We say our goodbyes, Harvey comes down the stairs just as we're about to leave, he's putting on this armless thingy that exposes your ribs 'n shit, plus sweat pants... Is that...

Oh my fuccccking balls! DICK PRINT?!  🙀🤤

"No goodbye for me?" He walks towards us. I swallow a huge lump in my throat, his entire body and persona screams sexiness and pure perfection.

"Goodbye Mr. Frost." Amanda smiles at him.

"Harvey." He corrects, with a sexy smirk.

She blushes a little and nods briefly.

Fugggin slut! He's mine! Mine! 💁🏻‍♂️🔪

"Goodbye Harvey." I try to keep my cool and act all casual. He comes to my side and places his left hand on my shoulder.

I flinch as his hand comes in contact with my body.

Nobody touches me, the feel of another person's body against mine is unbearable...it's like anxious needles trying to burst their way out of my body or super bee stings type of unbearable, it makes me really agitated...but Amanda has her ways mehnn, breaking down my walls n'shit.

You know, I'm a whole new person around her, she makes me do stuff I never want to, smile, laugh, talk to people, listen to other genres of music except the sad ones.

The yin to my messed up yang 🥀

"Thanks for the meal." He flashes his white teeth. I brush his hand away by stepping back quickly. Amanda takes hold of my hand and gives it a gentle squeeze, trying to reassure me everything would be okay.

Holy shit! How I'd love to tie him up and show him what a wild beast I am 😋

"Err you...you welcome" I stutter.

Tracy stares at me for a while looking all confused, before walking us down to my car.

"Take care of yourself, Tracy."

"Call me when y'all get home okay?"

"Sure would, bye Trace" I turn on the ignition and let the sports car work it's magic, piercing through the cold night like knife on cake.

Splitting cake. Drippy chocolate. Rainbow sticks.

"Tell me how bad you want to fuck Tracy's dad." I giggle, making a left turn.

"Oh my God! You're so disgusting."

"So you don't want to fuck him?" I raise a brow and turn to face this liar for a brief second.

"Maybe just a tinnie tiny bit." She chuckles and makes a funny face.

"Well for me it's on another scale entirely, that guy is a complete stud." I lick my lips, picturing Mr Frost with a gag in his mouth, naked with both hands tied behind him.

Ahhhhh Juicyyy *drooling like a monstrous bull dog*

"Eww...I hate when you go all gay and excited about dicks."

"Sue me, but I want him." I make another left turn.

"Well 'unwant' him cause he's Tracy's dad"

"So?"

She turns to face me and shoots daggers with her evil eyes.

"So? For real? You want to fuck him and ruin things with Tracy?" Her voice raising a little.

"What things? Someone we got to know today? Oh! don't tell me you're thinking or planing another outing that involves her?"

"Aaron! What the fuck? I thought you were cool with Tracy?" Amanda throws her hands up in frustration.

"I'm cool with her actually. Lowkey all I need is her baby, so I can steal him/her and get married to her daddy." I laugh so hard, Amanda swears under her breath and folds her arms across her chest.

Time for the silent treatment 😂🤐

"Look babe, I like Tracy and I want to hang with her for sure. I was only kidding."

"Didn't sound like it." She looks out the window.

"Plain jokes, C'mon drop it already." I roll my eyes.

We get to Amanda's house an hour and a half later, exhausted and drained from the trip back home, the cooking and the lean putting the icing on the cake.

Why have I been saying cake a lot ? 🤨

"I'd text my mum, I should crash here tonight." I yawn, stepping into Amanda's room.

"Sounds cool to me." She follows me inside.

"Yeah? Or I should call her instead?" I mentally fight myself on what to do.

Call? Text?...Call? Text? 🤦🏻‍♂️

I scroll through my contacts, I should probably call in case her phone's on silent or something.

I don't want to be disturbed when I'm floating in space with my fave flying cow named checkers and purple elephants signing hymns to me 🤗

"Mom..."

"Hey baby, where are you?" She asks sounding a little worried.

Typical Mother 😒

"Amanda's house, I wouldn't be coming home tonight, I'm sorta drained and driving home right now is my problem." Amanda strips down her clothes and puts on a black robe.

"I could come pick you up or John's home, he could easily swing by." She suggests.

Fuck! fuckeryyy! fuck! fuck! fuck!🤦🏻‍♂️

"No mother, I want to sleep here. I'm off to bed." I end the call, irritated as hell.

"You're so cranky." Amanda giggles.

She's laying comfortably on her bed, one boob showing.

Peakaboo...Ahh see you 👀

"Guy, cover up your boobs." I put my hands up to shield my eyes.

"Like it's your first time seeing it." She chuckles slightly and throws a pillow at me.

I take off my clothes, black rings, wristwatch and chain, down to my breifs.

I jump down on her comfortable bed, she snuggles up to me and I hold her in my arms, we just lay under the sheets enjoying the comfortable silence.

"Wake 'n' bake tomorrow?" I ask breathing in the scent of her hair.

"Yass baby, you know the drill." She whispers into my chest.

I yawn for the one millionth time and finally sleep comes take me away.

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Ever had a crush on your friend's dad? 😌 Lol or mum? 💁🏼‍♂️ Or the both at the same time? 😂😂😭😭 or had a crush on the whole family 😂😂😭😭😂🤤

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