hi, look me in the eye and tell me the muppet song 'rainbow connection' is not about being gay.
i dare you.
you dirty liar.
you beautiful, wonderful human being who also is definitely lying.
also.
hope y'all are cool with three chapters today so i can get back on an even number of chapters!
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windy morning: dallon
daysofdallon: you're literally sitting right next to me
windy morning: you live with me
windy morning: ..are we just stating the obvious here or?
daysofdallon: geez okay continue
windy morning: thank you
windy morning: how's your thing with brendon going?
daysofdallon: that
daysofdallon: is an excellent question
windy morning: oh?
daysofdallon: yes miss windy
windy morning: okay if we're gonna talk about punny usernames
daysofdallon: okay before i get roasted im gonna keep going haha..
daysofdallon: i don't know breezy i just
daysofdallon: he's a super sweet kid
daysofdallon: a total nerd
daysofdallon: but the best kind
daysofdallon: and like
daysofdallon: i still think it's pretty insane that he waited a whole year just to talk to me again
daysofdallon: but i feel so weeeeeeeeeeeird
windy morning: about what? dallon every time you've talked about him to me you've never said one bad thing about him
daysofdallon: that's because there's nothing bad to tell
daysofdallon: it's just
daysofdallon: the age thing?
windy morning: oml dude
windy morning: that's what's bugging you?
windy morning: dallon he's not seven and you're not a forty-five y/o man claiming to be an eight year girl
daysofdallon: well
daysofdallon: that took a dark turn
windy morning: yes
windy morning: but you know what i mean
windy morning: do you know how many people know people who are a couple years younger than them?
daysofdallon: literally everyone but it's different with brendon
windy morning: how?
daysofdallon: it just is
windy morning: uh huh..
windy morning: but how?
daysofdallon: o
daysofdallon:m
daysofdallon: hecking
daysofdallon: g
daysofdallon: bc i'm in high school and he's in eighth grade and it's weird for me bc i'm actively trying to figure out how exactly i feel about him
windy morning: now was that so hard?
daysofdallon: yes
daysofdallon: i am an enigma you know this
windy morning: define enigma because that is so not you
daysofdallon: whatever..
daysofdallon: doesn't change the fact that i feel weird
daysofdallon: wait
daysofdallon: omfg yuck i'm going to die alone what did i do
windy morning: i'm concerned but only because you look horrified and you're sitting two inches away from me
daysofdallon: i called him cute and he never responded
windy morning: is he okay?
daysofdallon: gee i don't know breezy why don't you ask him?
windy morning: just for that maybe i will
windy morning: what's his @?
YOU ARE READING
I Got Your Picture (Brallon)
Fanfictiondally boi is typing... cerulean boi: i missed you. ~ Follow-up book to Snitches and Talkers Get Stitches and Walkers! Probably should read the first one before this one.. Just so stuff makes sense. ~ TW: mild swearing/cursing, mentions of dysphoria...