[DISCONTINUED] last friday night // friday the 13th!au

UNFINISHED CHAPTER

JUNE 12, 1986
THURSDAY
8:00 AM

The sound of obnoxious giggling coming from outside woke Yoongi up. He got up and opened to the door, finding the four girls peeking through the windows, whispering about how hot someone was.

"What the hell are you doing?" He screamed, hurting his head in the process, not realizing how much he drank last night.

"Oh shit, run!" One of the girls said, and they scurried off.

Yoongi went back inside and slammed the door shut, accidentally waking everyone except Jungkook. That kid could sleep through anything.

"What's your problem?" Taehyung yelled at Yoongi, obviously very annoyed and very hungover.

"The girls were peeking through the window. You might not want to fall asleep naked around here." Yoongi said, eyeing the boxerless boy.

"What the fuck happened last night?" Taehyung asked. "Did I fuck someone?" He looked next to him, seeing a sleeping Jungkook, but he was fully clothed.

"I just remember you sucking on the poor kid's neck like a vampire or something." Hoseok said from where he'd passed out on the floor. Taehyung checked Jungkook's neck, and Hoseok was right. There were two very prominent hickeys staining his skin.

"That instructor dude is gonna think we let the girls in our cabin!" Seokjin panicked. "Girls, hmm, wait! Girls! We could ask one of the girls for makeup!" He suggested.

"Hmph, yeah, I'm sure they'd do anything for us considering what they were doing this morning." Yoongi said, still angry.

"Hey, why are you getting all up my ass for being naked when you're not wearing a shirt? And you were perfectly sober I bet!" Taehyung snapped, which caused Yoongi to look down at his own clothing situation. He was wearing denim jeans with no shirt, and his belt had also gone missing.

"Damn, and I really thought I was handling my drinks well." Yoongi sighed.

"Here's your belt." Jimin said quietly with a smile, handing Yoongi his missing belt.

"Thanks Chim." Yoongi returned the smile and ruffled Jimin's thick hair, which Yoongi was very jealous of.

Taehyung snorted. "You probably whipped your lover boy with that thing."

Yoongi cursed under his breath, wishing Jungkook would wake up and stop his obnoxious friend.

"Okay campers!" The instructors voice boomed throughout the cabin. He'd seemed to appear out of nowhere. "Oh dear, this cabin got messy very fast. Anyway, we're all going to the bath house to take showers, so go on down whenever you're ready, just be done by ten thirty and meet at the mess hall for breakfast." He spun around and left as fast as he appeared.

"You think he does crack or something?" Hoseok said.

"Says you." Namjoon said.

"Hey! We don't talk about that anymore." Hoseok crossed his arms.

"Can we just go shower? I feel nasty." Yoongi interrupted. They'd all agreed and walked down together.

To their surprise, there was zero privacy in the bath house. That didn't stop them from showering, though. Jimin asked Yoongi to cover him a little, so Jimin took the shower on the far left, all the way against the wall so that the only person next to him would be Yoongi.

"Jimin, I'm not hiding your dick for three weeks, I hope you know that. I'd rather cover my own." Yoongi said, quiet enough so that Taehyung wouldn't hear.

"But Yoongi, you're the only one I trust to cover me!" Jimin pouted, soap dripping from his hair. "Nobody else here has seen it!"

"Jimin, you're not that small, you don't have to be embarrassed." Yoongi reassured, recalling one night when they'd gotten drunk together with Jimin's ex-girlfriend. It wasn't the most pleasant memory.

"Shut the fuck up, skinny penis." Jimin threw some bubbles from his shampoo at Yoongi.

"Yeah, but at least mine is a decent length!" Yoongi laughed, throwing some of his own bubbles. "God, I swear we're still twelve sometimes." The both of them cringed, remembering middle school. The conversation ended there, with occasional small talk in between showering.

"Yoongs," Jimin said while towel-drying his hair back at the cabin. "Don't make fun of my natural hair please."

Yoongi was confused. "What do you mean? Do you somehow have unnatural hair?"

"No, no. I usually blow dry it and straighten it and use hair spray and shit. I don't have any of that here. It looks like shit without it." Jimin sighed.

"Hey, I brought some beanies if you want to use them. You can just grab them from my bag, they're in the front pocket."

Jimin checked Yoongi's bag and pulled out a black beanie, which matched his white t-shirt and black basketball shorts. "Thanks, you're a life saver."

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i know i didn't finish this, and i have no plans on continuing it. i didn't want to publish this chapter, but i figured it was kind of funny and cute so i did anyway