I opened my eyes and felt tentacles on my face, Ted came in the room and told us to wake up and we get to see the family, yay. We were walking through sewer tunnels and turned so many times I thought we might get lost back. There I saw an opening and an alien with a goatee, a huge belly and fluffy brows. He laughed and his belly jiggled, but the laugh sounded familiar like that hardy laugh of Santa Claus? He was green and we wore shorts and a jacket as a shirt so he saw all the hair on his chest and that belly really showed, he had short hair and oh a short beard.
"Now, is that Andy or is that?" he said.
"It's Me Uncle Adam" George said and he pushed a button on his wrist and pushed me out of the way to him. If push me out the way then why was he said yesterday?
"Yeah, I know," He said patting down George's hair, "Say hi to everyone ok, they were said you left the house." He laughed as he looked at George from behind then turned back to me.
"Hey, you" he sounded all serious than his joyous self, "come closer" I went and stood in front of him but he spoke again, "closer" I then when by the end of his gut and.. And...
Gave me a big hug!
I was shocked why did he sound all serious for then? And why did the subject come up bad or good with this guy? Do I hug him back to keep his good side or do I sit and wait? He laughs as he hugs me so I feel his gut giggle as he does which was so awkward to me. "Your small and schronny" he laughed. Excuse me, but I have a soccer scholarship, I bulk up a whole month that Sally is even worried for me. I am big and tough and Sally is the only option I needed anyway so I shrug it off, but you are free on this one.
"Okay tiger, go to the buffet and eat to your hearts content no girl is stopping you" He said as he put me down and pushed me through the door. Weird it's like he read my mind through the whole hug fest. I looked back and I glared, then looked at the table in front of me or should I say tables. There was so many eyes on me as there was aliens crowding the tables. I just looked down and made sure I walked to the bunch in the corner. I saw bowl of rats, pizza and cereal. What is with these aliens and cereal? Next there was plates of roaches and plates of chicken tenders. There was more pies of weird combinations as there were pies of fruits in the human world. I then looked at others and saw an alligator posted as a turkey on thanksgiving, just the scales were off. That just wanted me to say no thanks in disgust, so I started looking away from the table. Thank goodness.
I saw a girl like figure come up from a chair and walked straight to me, she was laughing as the others around her with a gorgeous smile. She had green blue eyes that were this size as a Chibi big and round, and she have antennas just as the others but it was down beautifully and long to her waist like hair, not as though she didn't have hair, she had bangs that were light green and a dirty shade with the sewer. She was breath taking I only saw George up close and he was a worse excuse of it, but her the mucus on her lips looked as lipstick that glistened, she spoke as she came closer, "What's your name? I came to get something to eat but I saw you and wanted to say hi"
I looked at the table then back at her, and picked up the bowl of rats and spoke with the tongue-tied mouth of mine and said "I am rats, would you care for some bowl of Andy?" She gave me a questionable look and I questioned myself as they question just blurred out, so stupidly. But she saw the disgust in my face as I looked down at the bowl, giggled, and slurped up a rat by its tail and grabbed it in her hand. Like she didn't grab from the bowl with her hands but by her mouth. Then she walked around me and whispered in my ears, "Thanks Andy" and she walked off back to her seat.
I quickly placed the bowl down and walked to the door, Ted saw me as I said "I'm sorry" and walked out. George ran after me and told me to wait up. What is wrong with me I have Sally and she is a babe herself, she can't have completion because she is the only one that matters. I waited for George and I asked him 'Who the heck is she?' Right when I asked him he was laughing and holding the wall because he was so out of breath he was gonna fall down.
"She is Adam's cousin's second wife's niece" He said pointing in every direction and then looking up in the sky trying to remember if he got it right and then nodded. Then spoke again, "Why?"
"I... I... I don't know"
"And your girlfriend?" He asked.
"Sally?"
"Yea, are you broken up?"
"No, did she ask for us to be?"
"No"
"Then y did you say-?"
"Wait! Do you like her?" George asked and I froze.
"So you do, I'm gonna tell her about you then" He said and took off.
I turned around to stop him but I was too late. I was doomed.
