Invader Zim Characters x reader Oneshots

new start

It is currently dark outside. We are on our way to our new home. The car is silent as I sit and stare out the window. We moved away from our house because my dad got a job offer. He said it will pay more and the house we are getting is bigger than the one we were living in. I started to drift off as trees swiftly pass by the window.

~time skip~

Slumber is the best. Warm, cozy and dark embrace of slumber is all I wanted. But that doesn't seem like that's what I'm going to get. As I feel a damp object enter my ear i squeak and jump out of my slumber and whip my hand up to my ear. I hear my dad laughing and turned my head towards him "WET WILLY" he yells. My dad is very childish. He's pretty cool, but annoying. He can be stern when he wants to be but GOD does that man get on my nerves. I get out of the car and look at our new house. Its not that bad. And its a two story. Wowie, I sure cant wait till i break serious bones by fucking around on those stairs, HELL YEAH. I excitedly open the the back of the moving truck and start moving boxes in. After a while I heard a loud noise started up, almost like a circle saw. It started to get on my nerves so I decided to investigate. I followed the noise until it was really loud. A small green house sat unnaturally between two other houses with a flag that said "I ❤ EARTH". Mkay now I have to see the owner. I walked up to the front door and pound as hard as I could. The sound stopped and it took a minute for someone to answers. A green boy with black hair and purple eyes answered. He had no ears no nose and the weirdest teeth "what do YEEEW want earth worm baby!" He piratically screamed. "Can you please turn down the noise. Its really irritating. He scoffed and smirked with pride "how dare you tell me to turn it down. I AM ZIM AND NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA"  who the hell names their kid zim. i sighed "look, zim was it? Im (y/n), im also your new neighbor. It's nice to meet you. I'm asking you to turn down the noise at least till tomorrow OK." he scowled and crossed his arms to his chest "fffffffine. Whatever. now LEAVE MY HOME BASE" he screamed and slammed the door in my face. Wow rude.

I opened the door and smelled pizza, I ran to my dad and made this face. You know, that fave your cat makes when it wakes you up late at night because its hungry. He pointed to the table. I ran and took 4 pizza slices " I put your stuff in the room. Go and organize it and get ready for bed. I nodded my head and walked upstairs with my pizza. I sat down and started unpacking while viciously was eating my pizza. I put everything in its place and even hung up my fary lights and posters. I set up my shelves with all of my edgy and cutes and nerdy things and made my bed. While I was closing the blinds I happened to look out. And saw zims house across the way. But I saw him in his window staring at me with some kind of telescope. After a while of me staring back he realized and nervously fumbled the telescope and fell. I laughed and closed the blinds. Fuckin weirdo. I changed and got into bed. My spine cracking at least 3 times while stretching. I was soon overcome by soothing darkness. Sleep at last.