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The internet was dying, It really was.
The once bountiful lands are no more than dust blowing away. What once was a happy little fandom became a cold warzone. Users fought for their territory and families, one by one dying.
Chaos became the internet. The internet became chaos.
Is was a sick, poisonous love. The two had became one, and all hell broke loose.
The once happy resident, Waluigi, ran from the warzone. Cradled in his arms was his dear child, egg.
Waluigi ran on, tears leaking from his eyes. Egg, his beloved egg, must grow in a world full of nothing but chaos.
His other father, Garfield, had gone to war, swearing to protect his family at all cost.
Yes, Waluigi remembered it very clearly.
"Waluigi! Take Egg and run!" Garfield yelled over the sound of gunshots, dodging a bullet.
"But... Garfield...." Waluigi sobbed, clutching her crying egg tightly.
"Waluigi," Garfield walked up to his dearest husband, "I promise, I shall return."
Loud explosions rang in the distance, followed by desfening screams.
"WALUIGI! GO NOW, JUST GO SAVE YOURSELF!" Garfield yelled to his husband.
"But-"
Garfield planted a soft, loving kiss on Waluigi.
It was a gentle, warm kiss. Full of unsaind word for one to the other.
It all ended so quickly.
Garfield released the kiss and ran back to the battle field, leaving Waluigi alone with his son.
Waluigi held back a sob and kept running. He never stopped, he ran and ran until his legs were unfunctioning. He ran until the only sounds were of his own footsteps.
Waluigi collapsed onto the dusty ground, cradling hid baby back and fourth.
He had a crack, on his left forehead. Like a lightning bolt, wih a bit of yolk running out.
Waluigi wiped the yolk away and kissed egg gently on his forehead.
Everything was going to be alright. Garfield promised, afterall.
