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like you didn't know i was gonna go there.
yes, by the tittle of this part of this book, I'mma be throwing a lot, a l o t of shade towards the music and movie industry in india of all sorts because honestly, a t m, i'm pissed off so yeah.
anyways, disclaimer before i get right into it, want to warn you that I'm hella salty. My friends call me 'salt queen,' so just don't read if you don't like me (god i'm becoming manny mua). If you do like me, love you so much and just take this as a light-hearted rant. I mean no harm 😊
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why i can't stand the indian movies and song industry:
1. song remakes
ok, so this one is on number one because I do have a bias to the remakes in the Wajah Tum Ho/Hate Story series and so it's not a big deal that I hear it, but other remake songs that USED to be nice, turned into some sex song where a guy just slaps a girl's butt for three minutes straight or some shit like that.
Another about remakes (excluding wth and hs series), they never sound GOOD. Like I generally mean, most of the remakes revolve around partying at the bar or something. Now there are some songs that are tolerable and you can sorta jam to but the majority is stupid.
Like where the fuck did your creativity go? are you mentally unable to find lyrics? stop recycling material. also, there is like no originality in the party music. like bitch, does your life revolve around getting drunk every night because i'm sure you have a decent job!
now not all songs that are remakes are shit, but the majority of them are. now the ones that are remake, but are slow paced and very just peaceful and sweet sounding, are okay, but that makes them much more similar to the original, back in the 50's and 60's. Like i get it y'all like nostalgia but stop. stop making remakes. it's getting boring and it no longer makes any of us nostalgic, it just gets us pissed.
2. rap
what the fuck is actually up with idiots like badshah and yo yo honey trying so hard to rap? like don't get me wrong, i don't like most american rap (excluding nicki because she's the absolute bomb) but indian rap particularly annoys me. most of the rap has no flow and it's just badshah complimenting a couple of asses, staring at girls in booty shorts.
idk you might disagree with this one but, i just cannot stand indian rap, at all. now there is one punajbi rapper named guru randhawa who is by far, THE WORST, THE WORST indian rapper of all time. I can actually listen to badshah and yo yo honey singh without feeling the urge to kill myself, but guru randhawa is just another story.
