They were at it again...pranking. It was April fools day and the twins were pranking non-stop. The school even has a built-in bomb shelter for this SPECIFIC DAY because of those two copper top, pin headed twins.
"Boy, I feel sorry for that new kid. He doesn't know what he's in for today" my friend (F/N) whispered to me.
"Yeah, he choose the wrong day to transfer." I replied.
"Where's he coming from again?" (F/N) asked.
"I think it's called Kanukigaoka Junior High." I replied.
"Junior high?" She asked, obviously confused on how a junior high student can transfer, in the middle of the year, to 2nd year in highschool.
"Yeah, I heard he was qualified to graduate and was super smart, but he choose to stay back, he's coming here because he got bored of it." I told her.
" (Y/N) (L/N) please come to the principal's office, I repeat (Y/N) (L/N) please come to the principal's office" you heard through the speakers in the hall.
After saying a quick goodbye to (F/N), you went to the principals office and saw his secretary and a red haired boy standing by the door.
"(Y/N), this is Karma Akabane, he is the new transfer student, can you show him around please?" The secretary asked.
'Omg why me, now, ON THIS SPECIFIC DAY,' you thought.
[Time skip brought to you by Earl Grey tea]
As you were showing 'Karma' around, when all of a sudden you heard 'BAM'.
You closed your eyes and jumped, but by the time you opened them It was too late, the entire hallway, had been covered in oil, flour, feathers and what you hoped was ketchup. You were completely covered in all of them. But to your surprise, Karma was completely fine.
"HOW THE FLIP FLOP SAND DOODLES ARE YOU NOT COVERED IN ALL THIS SHIT!?!?!" you asked/exclaimed.
"Reflexes," karma replied, and shrugged it of as if it were nothing.
In about, 3 seconds, the Hittachin twins were right in front of you, Hikaru was laughing his donkey ass off, buy as soon as he saw his lovely girlfriend covered in he and his brothers prank, he lost it.
He basically died laughing, but he would die another way later.
"Hi I'm Karma, I like your work, I can tell we'll be good friends," Karma said with a devilish smirk, that matched the the ones that the twins had.
Meanwhile, you had just finished processing what happened,
"HIKARUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!" you shouted in a manly Irish accent.
If there was one thing hikaru knew about you, it's that whenever you switch accents, it was never smothing good. So he ran.
You finally caught him and stuffed an egg up his ass, you made a deal with him, if the egg breaks, you shove two more up there, however if it doesn't, you still shove two more up there.
It was fun. That was a good day. They say you learn something new everyday, well you learned that Hikaru, can fit 17 eggs up his ass, and that it's very soft, considering none of them broke.
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Hey everyone, its author-kun (yes I'm a girl but I like to be called kun) so what did you think? Good assclass reference am I right? Leave all requests in the comment section, bye.
