Meeting
2 months later...
2 months later Shane was having a meet and greet,I have asked my mom about 3 weeks in advanced if I could go.The meet and greet was in a barnes & noble I'm welling FL,my mom said yes and we went.When we got there I was waiting in line and my mom was in her car because she did not want to go in and "deal with that shit"so I went in by my fucking self because once again I'm a lonely piece of shit.It felt like I was waiting in line for about 2000.97340838..83838838000000.00000 hours I FINILY saw Shane and I was the happiest mother fucker on the mother fuckn planet.I was talking to Shane for about 5 minutes.I brought Shane a quesadilla supreme from Taco Bell,you guessed it I got some tacos my self to because I'm a big hungry bitch and I need the best of food to fill me.But anyways Shane was really happy that I brought him taco bell me and Shane had a convo
Me:OMG I brought u fucking Taco Bell
Shane: (squeals like a pig)we can be big Phat bitches together.
I started to die
I told Shane about the dream I had about him and he replied with
"That sounds pretty accurate"
We both started to squeal like big ass pigs, and then it was time for the next person to talk to Shane
(Low key getting depressed again)jkjkjk sorta
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Shane Dawson x Reader ~ Fanfic
HumorA funny and mind fucking story thats really Jacked up and will make you piss your pants a little and maybe shit your self to have fun reading ;))))) yeet
