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[B🍑🍑TY EATING AND GOSSIP]

[Joonie]:
hi guys

[Sugar]:
Um hi?

[Hobi]:
Woah guys what even happened yesterday

[Hobi]:
The last thing I remember was jungcock coming into my room holding a large spoon

[Kookie]:
Oh. You're awake

[Kookie]:
I was 100% sure you wouldn't wake up this quickly

[Jiminie]:
Kookie wtf that sounds kinda wEiRd

[Kookie]:
Haha, ofc not

[Hobi]:
Im slightly concerned for my own health and well being

[Jinnie]:
I slept pretty good considering i live with a bunch of bitchass crack head big nosed thots

[Jinnie]:
Oops, my bad wrong chat 👀👅

[Tea]:
Don't front. Smh, we know we ur only friends

[Sugar]:
Who you calling bitchass crack head big nosed thots

[Sugar]:
Definitely not me

[Sugar]:
Im normal

[Jimine]:
Hyung if your in this group chat you're automatically not normal

[Sugar]:
Stfu before i eat ur ass, thot

[Jiminie]:
HAVWIW

[Jiminie]:
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[Jiminie]:
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[Jiminie]:
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[Jiminie]:
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[Jiminie]:
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[Jiminie]:
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[Sugar]:
Ok shut the fuck up I was playing

[Jiminie]:
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[Jiminie]:
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[Jinnie]:
Smh

[Jinnie]:
Disgusting

[Tae]:
Jin you shouldn't talk (;

[Tae]:
I have dirt on you ((;

[Jinnie]:
Yeah right, No one has dirt on me

[Tea]:
Oh yeah?

[Tea]:
You share a dorm with namjoon hyung right

[Jinnie]:
Yeah so what

[Tea]:
I heard what late night activities yall where up to (((((((((;

[Tea]:
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NIGHT.😫

[Hobi]:
HAHHAAHHAHA!!! FRICKEN EXPOSED LMAO1!1!1!!

[Jinnie]:
Hobi stfu unless you wanna see another big spoon
[Jiminie]:
Tbh im not surprised you and namjoon fucked

[Jinnie]:
Pause

[Joonie]:
hi

[Jinnie]:
B ye.

[Sugar]:
I mean, neither of you are denying it

[Kookie]:
I heard it to

[Jinnie]:
We where only playing twizzler

[Jiminie]:
IN BED I SEE

[Jiminie]:
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[Tea]:
Hyung kindly shut the fuck up

[Jiminie]:
Oh

[Sugar]:
Hey don't tell jimin to shut the fuck up 😤

[Sugar]:
You shut the fuck up

[Tea]:
I-

[Sugar]:
Mostly because he'll cry like a bitch to ME and tbh. I don't have the patience

[Jiminie]:
Wow.

[Jiminie]:
Fucking burnt macaroni and cheese head ass.
Bucky the beaver big nose self.
Comin after me and shit wtf did do.
Donald the duck mouth having

[Joonie]:
Damn

[Joonie]:
Anyways. Today i will not disappoint

[Joonie]:
Hey jin ((((((;

[Jinnie]:
No

[Joonie]:
Is your name google

[Joonie]:
Because you have everything I've been searching for (;

[Jinnie]:
oh

[Tea]:
Haaaaa! Jin hyung i see you blushing over there

[jinnie]:
No the fuck im not

[Kookie]:
Then why is your face all red (;

[Joonie]:
(((((;

[Jiminie]:
Ah, they grow up so fast

[Jinnie]:
Bye

[Joonie]:
Aw don't be embarrassed (;

[Jinnie]:
Stfu before i cut ur dick off and staple it to the middle of your eyebrows so you look like and elephant

[Jinnie]:
Rat

[Kookie]:
Well that was a pretty violent response

[Joonie]:
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