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[happy birthday bitch!!- clout squad] SPECIAL

[Joonie🦀]:
Did you know in every 3 people at least one is gay

[Joonie🦀]:
I hope its jin he's really cute

[Jinnie👑 ]:
Shut up

[Joonie🦀]:
Oh ok cool

[Tea🎃]:
SPOO KY SCar Y SKELET ONS AND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPIN E!!!!

[Kookie👻]:
🎃🎃👻🎃👻🎃🎃

[Jiminie❣️]:
what yall dressing up as☺️

[Sugar🌛]
dumb and dumber

[Jinnie🕴🏼]:
I mean he not wrong

[Kookie🍪]:
ACTUALLY

[Kookie🍪]:
Im dressing up as a doctor and tae gon be my sexy nurse😩😩

[Tea🎃]:
Damn righ😣

[Hobi🌞]:
Yall some fr crackheads

[Jiminie❣️]:
ok halloween is cool ig but guess what else is coming up🤧🤧

[Joonie🦀]:
Christmas 😊😊

[Jiminie❣️]:
No..

[Hobi🌞]:
Thanksgiving!!

[Kookie🍪]:
Easter 🐣

[Jiminie💔]:
No ):<

[Sugar🌛]:
Hmmm

[Jinnie👑]:
A birthday??

[Jinnie👑]:

Oh yeah!

[Jiminie💔]:

I never met bitches so bold; the audacity.

[Kookie🍪]:

hyung we just playing happy birthday bitchhh🎊 🎉🎊 🎉

--- story time 😳😳---

LAST TIME ON CLOUT CHASERS...

"this bitch;;; had the audacity, to come to my birthday party; wit a birthday gift. Like what the fuck is that suppose to mean, bitch??" Jimin shouts at the camera as he flips his blonde hair behind his head and grips onto his chest as if in pain, namjoon holding onto his back as support, Taehyung letting tears run down his face as he looks away from the camera. "Lets go to a clip," Seokjin says with a white card in his hand as they all turn around and watch the clip on the screen.

"its my mother fuckin birthday bitchesss!" Jimin shouts from where he sits on the kitchen counter top, glass of champagne in his hand, party hats on every ones heads. "Happy birthday bitch!!!" Everyone in the room shuts as they clink glasses with one anther.

Suddenly a happy and excited taehyung hops into the room, silvr bag in hand. "Happy birthday bitch!!!!!" He shouts while holding the bag up towards jimin, as he pushes is newly bought brown wig behind his ear. Jimin Just stares at the boy in disgust as the room goes completely quiet. Then he speaks. "so you just gon' bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift????" He spits, Yoongi looking as if hes been betrayed and hoseok looking at him like 'oh no he didnt.' Taehyung obviously confuseD squeaks out, "happy birthday????? " Right before a the glass cup that was in jimins hand smashes into his face as the cute boy stands. "Bitch." He grunts as taehyung falls onto the floor.

At the exact moment, jungkook blows his partyhorn as everyone laughs and goes wild. "Better get the fuck outta my house bitch." Jimin says while walking away. "He got the gang fucked up," "Thats what you get;;;;" Hoseok laughs while tae lays on the floor.

Jimins personal blog: exclusive.

"Me and tae use to be real close before he decided to pull that snake birthday thing he did." Jimin says while he sits back on the couch, blonde hair dangling in his face."That is,,,,,, the most:::: Inconsiderate thing you could do to a person on their birthday, and i just wasnt feeling that." He says while shrugging. "Periodt."

NO TAEHYUNGS WHERE HURT IN THE MAKING OF THIS CHAPTER.

+yeehaw