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[TOUNGE RING]

[Tea]:
JIMIN!!!

[Jiminie]:
Hiiiii tae

[Tae]:
Hows your grandma!!?

[Jinnie]:
WHAT?? SOMETHING HAPPENED TO YOUR GRANDMA?

[Joonie]:
Uh oh what happened

[Tea]:
Yeah. Im sorry to hear about your grandma being in the hospital

[Jiminie]:
Its okay. She just choked on her tongue ring we got her for her 88th birthday. Thats why she cant have nice things.

[Jinnie]:
Wtf yall got her a tongue ring for her 88th birthday

[Jiminie]:
Yes is there a problem 🤨

[Jiminie]:
If so please feel free to address me 😔

[Jiminie]:
She likes living life on edge so that's exactly what we got her🙏

[Tae]:
I think it was a great birthday present idea (:

[Sugar]:
How did she even choke

[Jinnie]:
I don't wanna know. Jimin don't answer

[Jiminie]:
Well she was eating her daily meal of baby food— oh ok

[Joonie]:
No more tongue rings for grandma haha

[Hobi]:
Wow Joonie you're so rude. Smh

[Sugar]:
First the pick up line now you're making in front of Jimin's grandmas tongue ring. Wow.

[Joonie]:
wait WHAT

[Jinnie]:
Smh.

[Jiminie]:
Big nose. Bitch. I'll get you a tongue ring then we'll see who chokes

[Hobi]:
Thats right tell him, jimin

[Jinnie]:
Aw, U guys are being to harsh on joonie u know he has his feelings hurt easily

[Joonie]:
Aww jin you care💞

[Jinnie]:
Shut the fuck up

[Joonie]:
Oh

[Sugar]:
I think i may be the only normal one here. Yall bitches crazy.

[Tea]:
Im also normal 👋🏾

[Kookie]:
..I don't think so

[Jiminie]:
Tae stfu you know your not normal. Smh

[Jiminie]:
Whispering to ur side bitch marvin and shit

[Kookie]:
THATS WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING BEHIND MY BACK?

[Kookie]:
Wow.

[Tea]:
Marvin not my side bitch. He my main bitch. Ur the side✖️✖️

[Joonie]:
I was not expecting that plot twist

[Jinnie]:
Damn

[Hobi]:
Damn kookie Haha

[Hobi]:
Instead of #one ur TWO HAHA!! This is hilarious

[Hobi]:
Hey haha what was that noise

[Hobi]:
jEOn gUoK gET tHe fUi k 0OT mY rpO M !!!

[Hobi]:
owk Lwn s KE La dSKJ KLA bE p

[Joonie]:
I would ask if ur ok but it seems that your not

[Jiminie]:
Wow this is hilarious

[Tea] :
Please don't get blood on the carpets

[Kookie]:
Ah. I think hobi hyung is ganna be taking a nap for the rest of the day (:

[Sugar]:
Uh what where those screams

[Kookie]:
Nothing. Don't worry about a thing hyung. (;

[Joonie]:
Oh

[Joonie]:
Hey jin (;

[Jinnie]:
No

[Jinnie]:
Please

[Joonie]:
Are you grapes

[Joonie]:
Cause I'll eat you (;

[Jiminie]:
Im sorry but hyung what the fuck

[Jinnie]:
Please stop

[Jinnie]:
Don't speak to me until you get better pickup lines

[Joonie]:
Oh come on! That was a good one. I made it myself.

[Kookie]:
If you wanna know what happened to hobi hyung keep telling these wack ass pickup lines

[Joonie]:
Oh

[Sugar]:
Joon you make me regret waking up

[Jiminie]:
You make me wish i choked on my breakfast this morning

[Joonie]:
Oh yall are so over dramatic

[Joonie]:
Tomorrow I'll have a better one

[Jinnie]:
Oh im just shaking in excitement

[Joonie]:
REA LLY?

[Jinnie]:
No (: