bangtan crack; bts

[GUESS WHOS GETTING MARRIED]

[Joonie]:
So me and Jin are married now

[Jinnie]:
No the fuck we not

[Hobi]:
I don't see him saying no so i guess

[Jinnie]:
Im saying no right now tf

[Sugar]:
Oh shut up thot

[Sugar]:
Go get yur mans

[Jinnie]:
I give up with all of you.

[Jinnie]:
How to control x someone out your life

[Jinnie]:
Oh wait this isn't google

[Jiminie]:
Haha hyung what type of sht u on

[Jiminie]:
No seriously tell me

[Hobi]:
Oh

[Hobi]:
So uh jimin how are you buddy

[Jiminie]:
Im fine why do you ask

[Hobi]:
No reason

[Sugar]:
I've finally completed my diss track

[Kookie]:
Oooo exciting

[Sugar]:
Its about how much i hate all of you

[Kookie]:
Oh

[Jiminie]:
What about me ):

[Sugar]:

[Sugar]:
You can be my first acceptation

[Jimine]:
(:

[Tea]:
What about me (;

[Sugar]:
I have a special place for you to.

[Tea]:
WHHAAAT? HyuNg rEaLly??!

[Sugar]:
My trashcan

[Tea]:
...

[Hobi]:
HAHA!

[Hobi]:
thats FUNNY HAHA!

[Hobi]:
Ha tae you THOUGHT

[Hobi]:
Hey what you doing with that fork

[Hobi]:
sOM e OM r hW l O mE !!'

[Tea]:
Hobi hyung decided to take a lil nap 💞

[Jinnie]:
Dang. Hobi always getting attacked

[Tea]:
I told you

[Tea]:
He. Taking. A. N A P (;

[Joonie]:
Hi my love

[Jinnie]:
Why

[Jiminie]:
Damn y'all wilding. The new found couple is so cute

[Jinnie]:
We are not dating

[Joonie]:
Jin is right we aren't dating

[Tea]:
B-But but

[Jinnie]:
see

[joonie]:
We are engaged

[Jinnie]:
w HAT

[Sugar]:
Woah dude congrats

[Kookie]:
Next thing you know they gon be havin kids

[Jinnie]:
Absolutely not

[Joonie]:
Excellent idea. Jin always told me he wanted 1 girl and 2 boys

[Jinnie]:
w HEN ???

[Jiminie]:
Yeah i think I remember that to

[Tea]:
Same

[Kookie]:
Same

[Sugar]:
Sounds abt right

[Joonie]:
Yep

[Jinnie]:
B ye

[Sugar]:
Ive always wanted to ask.

[Joonie]:
Go ahead hyung

[Sugar]:
who tops in the relationship

[Joonie]:
Me

[Jinnie]:
If there WAS a relationship which there is NOT it would be ME

[jiminie]:
Hmmm. Idk hyung

[Jiminie]:
You seem like the bottom type

[Jiminie]:
☺️❤️

[Jinnie]:
Tbh jimin dont go to sleep tonight. You'd wake up to something u dont wanna see

[Jiminie]:
Oh

[Joonie]:
Nah jimin ur fine. Jin is jus embarrassed

[Jinnie]:
Embarrassed my ass. 👋👋

[Sugar]:
The second hand embarrassment is real😳😳