Kim Jong-Un (One shots)

(Starting today, you're a host!)

Kim Jong-Un walked down the hallway of Ouran Academy. He was a new, transfer student. He came from T.T. Highschool in North Korea. As he walked down the hallway, he looked down at his feet. The shy boy didn't know what to expect from such a high-class school.

He glanced down at his schedule and searched for his first class. "Music" Kim mumbled to himself. Kim didn't have much interest in music. But, it's better than gym. He searched around the halls for about ten minutes. As he finally found the room, he noticed noise coming out from it. It sounded like a good few people. So, maybe he was late?

Kim entered the room. Instead of seeing band instruments and normal things you'd typically see in a music room, there stood six boys and one questionable one standing in front of him. "Welcome to the Ouran Highschool Host Club!" They all spoke in unison."

"I'm looking for the music class, is this it?" The tall, Snape boy walked towards me and took my schedule.

"Hm...well. This music room is used for the club. I believe we don't have a music room. I don't know why they gave you this class then." He furrowed his eyebrows and continued to look at the schedule.

" Maybe it's a sign! A boy walking into a class that isn't even a class. It has to be a sign!" The tall, dramatic one skipped around saying. I rolled my eyes at him, he only spoke three sentences and I was already annoyed.

One of the members caught my eye and it seemed if I caught their eye as well. They gave a slight wave and whispered in the Snape boy's ear. Snape looked me up and down and nodded. "Would you he interested in joining the club? You seem to have some...interesting...facial features and you show some potential."

" Daddy knew it was a sign!" The blonde one yelled. He started to sing The Sign by Ace of Base. The person, who's gender is not really determined, finally spoke. "God you're annoying. Why did I ever like you in the Anime?" They sighed.

A club? A host club? Is that even legal. Probably not. But, when do I ever do legal things? Plus, I don't have abything better to do. I glanced back that the one who waved at me earlier. They grinned and jumped with excitement. I couldn't miss an opportunity to spend with this person. I nodded "You know what? I think I will join." I smirked at the member.

"Great." The shady, monotone guy spoke. I walked up as they handed me my uniform. Two hedgehogs came out from behind the group of boys.

"Holy shit! I'm trippin balls!" I yelled as I pointed " The two hedgehogs both looked down in unison.

"Hey! They aren't hedgehogs, they are twins!" The short, cute, blonde boy yelled.

"I don't know if they're hedgehogs or twins. But, I do know they're ugly as fuck." I chuckled.

As school started we had to leave the club. I saw the cute one I noticed earlier and ran up to him. "Um, hi...I noticed you were looking at me earlier, I'm Kim." He gave me smile that stopped time.

"I'm Honey!" The small boy spoke.

"Honey..." I mumbled. "Beautiful"

Honey seemed to be best boy in the club. The others kinda suck. One sounded familar... like a butler I know of. One, I don't even think is a girl. Two look like fucking hedgehogs. One has family issues. One is just there. Therefore...

Honey

Is

Best

Boy

Honey will be my host and I will be his.