Two strangers were seated next to
each other on the plane when the
guy turned to the beautiful blonde
and made his move by saying, "Let's
talk. I've heard that flights will go
quicker if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow
passenger."
The blonde, who had just opened her
book, closed it slowly, and said to
the guy, "What would you like to
discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the player.
"How about nuclear power?"
"OK," said the blonde. "That could
be an interesting topic. But let me
ask you a question first. A horse, a
cow, and a deer all eat grass. The
same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little
pellets, while a cow turns out a flat
patty, and a horse produces clumps
of dried grass. Why do you suppose
that is?"
"Oh brother," said the guy. "I have
no idea."
"Well, then," said the blond, "How is
it that you feel qualified to discuss
nuclear power when you don't know
shit?"
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Book of Weirdness
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