Seventeen Group Chat

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~S.coups joined 'Seventeen Group Chat'. S.coups added 1004JH, 7Jisoo8, Wonu, 10:10Hoshi, and seven others to the group chat~

The8-
Oh, Hyung, you forgot Woozi Hyung. I can add him, one sec.

S.coups-
No don't!

The8-
Why not?

S.coups-
Because... Jihoon is the one we need to talk about.

JUNe-
Ooo are we gossiping about Jihoon?

S.coups-
We are NOT gossiping! We just need to talk about him.

Deenosaur-
Why Hyung?

1004JH-
Well... whenever he left earlier today... we found him at a coffee shop... talking to a girl.

Sassyboo-
Wait- Woozi Hyung??? Talking to a girl???

TreeGyu-
What is it illegal now?

Wonu-
Yeah last time I checked, talking to members of the opposite sex isn't against the law.

Hansolo-
But... for Woozi Hyung? This is really out of character.

The8-
So he made a friend?

JUNe-
Not that kind of friend...

The8-
What other kinds of friends are there?

1004JH-
Jun, shut up before I come over there and tape your hands to your mouth so you can't speak or type.

JUNe-
Touchy much? I was just going to explain some things to The8.

1004JH-
I'm warning you, I already have the duck tape in my hands.

JUNe-
Okay okay!

S.coups-
We need to get back to the main focus! Woozi!

~Hoon joined the group chat~

S.coups-
How did you get in here?! I had a password!

Hoon-
Yeah, which was literally just 'seventeen'.

S.coups-
...dammit...

7Jisoo8-
No cussing!

Hoon-
And don't bother removing me, because I'll just hack again and I've read all of the messages already. You're too predictable, Hyung.

S.coups-
How did you know what I was about to do?

Hoon-
I can read you like a book, scoups Hyung

1004JH-
Sorry Jihoon, we were just worried. You stormed out then we found you talking to a girl.

Hansolo-
Yeah, you never talk to girls

Hoon-
Ohhhh myyyyy baddddd. I'm so sorry that I made a friend, other than you guys. She's actually nice, and fun to talk to, unlike you guys!

7Jisoo8-
Jihoon, you might want to be careful about what you say. You might hurt someone's feelings.

Hoon-
Really? Like you guys even care about mine! I may seem cold and distant, but I have feelings too!

S.coups-
Jihoon...

Hoon-
You're all constantly making me say and do things I don't like, you tell me I work to much but you never say thanks for all that I provide to the team, you ignore me because I'm short and treat me like my opinions don't matter just because I'm "cute"! I'm tired of this! And talking behind my back, just because I made a friend? Jisoo Hyung, if you're talking about hurting someone's feeling, you might want to look in the mirror before you point your finger at me.