Bangtan Babes

Dissing [V]

You were an up and coming idol going on a reality show with the big and famous Bangtansonyeondan. Since BTS was more popular in America than in Korea, this show was geared more towards Americans and other international countries. This means that the rules are more lax and you get to speak your mind, even if it could be considered rude. The concept of your group is also more like that, causing a lot of hate towards you in Korea, but a lot of love from the west.

The show starts off normally, or as normally as a Korean reality show can. Everyone is acting in an over-exaggerated way, getting laughs out of the hosts and crew members alike. You and your group surprisingly got along with BTS very well. There were seven of you and seven of them so eventually, you were all paired up with a member. 

One of the hosts chose you and V to be a pair because they said you had a similar smile to him. They made you both smile beside each other and everyone agreed and laughed. 

"Y/N, are you sure our smiles are the same?" he turns to you slowly, acting creepy with a huge fake smile plastered on his face. 

You immediately make the same expression and stare at him, "I don't know, V, do you think I do?"

The older hosts laughs, "You guys! Stop! You're being so creepy. You'll scare away all of our audience," he gestures towards the cameras.

"They just scared away everyone," Suga makes a face towards you both, then at the cameras. Everyone laughs again.

"Yeah," J-Hope adds, "I'm leaving," he grabs his partner's hand, this was sure to be edited in some way later, and leads her off screen then back on again causing every member of both groups to laugh hard. You didn't find it hard to seem like you were having a nice time and laughing because you actually were. Usually, you have to act, but today was different.

You're all assigned different challenges to preform with your partner. You and V were to make a diss rap about any other group. You chose to diss RM and [your best friend]. 

Everyone makes fun of V because of how bad he wants to be a rapper before you both huddle in a corner of the room. You're only given five minutes, so you quickly scribble lyrics on paper. V helps choose words that sound well together as you come up with how you want to diss.

A timer sounds, "Okay! Time's up!" a host shouts causing you to jump as you're shocked out of your concentration causing giggles to come out of many people.

"Okay," the host points to the middle of the floor, "Please preform what you've made for us all."

RM and [your best friend] walk into the center as well, looking like they don't expect much. They honestly shouldn't because your rapping isn't very good but honestly, it's not hurtful and that's what really matters.

"Aye, yeah," V begins, trying to sound cool but failing. Everyone giggles, including yourself and he fake glares at everyone, then begins with his verse. You both decided that you should diss the members that weren't in your own group so there wouldn't be problems at home if their feelings were to get hurt. "You might be a dancer, but you should be a rancher because I heard you like horses, but can you afford Porsches?"

He cuts off for you to do your part, but you can't continue right away because you're laughing so hard. "Cut!" Jin yells jokingly.

"NG!" Yoongi yells, "That was awful, we shouldn't have to be put through that torture with her verse because I can guarantee that it's going to be just as awful." Everyone laughs at this. 

"Well, I mean, it is going to roast Namjoon," Hoseok elbows Jimin's arm causing him to smile adorably. 

Namjoon turns towards them and jokingly makes a disgusted noise, "Wow, thanks."

Eventually, you all calm down enough for you to start, but before you can, you giggle a little before finally finding your determination to get this embarrassment over with. 

"Okay, before I start, I'm sorry," you laugh, looking at RM's face.

He laughs, "Don't worry, I'm used to it, besides, it's not going to be any good," he jokingly teases.

"You're right," you say, clearing your throat to begin. "You say you're Rap Monster, obviously not Dance Monster, you look like a squid, why did your mom have a kid," everyone claps at this and you lose your fake composure, laughing at your stupid roast, "You can break everything in this room, you really cause everyone gloom," you finish and everyone looks at you expectantly.

"Oh, that's it. We couldn't finish you didn't give us enough time," V says with a straight face and everyone laughs.

"Well, that was an experience," RM says to you, "You can roast me anytime," he winks at you. The hosts scream over exaggeratedly as you pretend to be enthralled by him. 

V yells, "Hey! She's my partner!" 

There's a chorus of what he had just said among his other group members, making fun of his complaining. He sticks his tongue out at them and you both end your segment of the show.

Afterwards, everything goes well as everyone does their assigned mission well. The hosts tell everyone that this episode is going to be a hit, causing you and your group members to celebrate. 

V comes up to you and offers you his hand for a high five, "We make a good team," he laughs as you beam at him.

"Yeah, it was fun!" you give him a thumbs up, giggling. You're acting like a dork because you're allowing yourself to finally notice how cute he is since it won't distract you from acting. 

"Well," he says, sounding a bit nervous, "I could give you my number and -if you wanted to of course- come over to write a song with me?" He bites at his lip, waiting for your answer. 

"Actually, that sounds awesome," you smile at him, trying to help ease his nervousness. Jimin and Jungkook begin whispering between themselves when they hear this causing V to shoot them a 'shut the fuck up look' which just made them giggle. He quickly enters his number in your phone and you text him hi :) so he has yours. After, you're whisked away to the rest of your busy schedule along with the rest of your members.

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Hope everyone enjoyed reading! If you have any suggestions for what I should read (it can be your own writing c;) comment and I'll probably read it within the week because I'm not very busy haha

[Q] Are you listening to music rn?

[A] Yep, I'm listening to SHINee and not crying for literally the first time since what happened lol yeet I'm happy, I missed this a lot