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Purple Royzuka

Purple. Fucking. Royzuka. Where do I start?

       He's the worst brother ever. And I know, he's not technically my brother, but he's Dem's and we're a 2 for 1 deal. I can't even remember how many broken bones, severed wings, and near-death experiences she's had in the last month, alone! Despite the literal abuse, she still follows him around and takes orders. I don't know how she puts up with him. I mean, I guess its cuz he's her only family, but if it was me I would've ditched his ass.

       I know I said I would do sonic OC's today,but as per request this took priority. Now, apart from being a general asshole, he's also a drunk and a fucking lunatic! He's always dragging Dem on these missions to rob bars and fight his enemies... Once, when she was 14, he brought her to a sniper tower and tried to get her to assassinate the president! Getting back to the drunk part, his blood-alcohol level is at lethal amounts even when he's not drinking. If he was bitten by a vampire it would probably get alcohol poisoning. Dem took his flask once. Dem can't hold her alcohol well, and she knows that, but she can drink a little of most alcohols and be fine. She took one sip from his flask, passed out, and was out for almost two days! I was 4 miles away robbing a pet store, and it nearly knocked me out!

       On to the traps. Yep, you heard me right. For anyone who doesn't know, Dem was, at base, a forest spirit before all of the Demon shit happened. This means that she can befriend animals extremely easily, turn into any animal at any time, and use magic at will. She also has the instincts of a fucking cat, bird, fox, you name it. This means that she's drawn to really sweet stuff, and sugar gives her a lot of energy. Purple will take candies, soak them in honey, and use them as bait! He fucking sets traps, to trap his sister!

       Hmmm, I think thats it.... Wait, no! Who the actual fuck, names someone Purple?! What kind of a name is purple?! Was his author just sitting there, and goes "Hm, what should I name my character?" Then he looks around and the first object he sees is, like, a fucking violet crayon. "Perfect! How can I have never seen this before?"

Aight, I think thats it now. If you have any suggestions, let me know. If I dont do it, I probably didn't give a shit.