Checkup on Social Media seven? I dont even know anymore

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(These are based on a thing my friend sent me from Pinterest. Sorry for not updating, it's a holiday today.)

Can we please address how messed up our city is. I just witnessed a girl run around on fire trying to kill batman. The crazies just keep getting younger #WhyinGotham
Posted by @.basicuser

Nightwing must be a jerk bc on top of my building Batman, Robin, Red Hood, Batgirl, and some other random were fighting a group of baddies and they kept calling Nightwing 'Dick'. #WhyinGotham
Posted by @.17294d

Does Robin have a girlfriend? I just saw him kiss this chick, I couldn't even see her face but still. So saw Robin get some! #WhyinGotham
Posted by @.queenb

Ok, my boss, Bruce Wayne, just spit out his coffee when me and some of my coworkers were talking about Batman's butt. We asked him if he had an issue with it, bc we didn't want to get fire, and he said 'does it really look nice?' And we were like 'yes' #WhyinGotham
Posted by @.jackson18

My little cousin just asked me why it's okay for people to dress in costumes. He's going to grow up thinking robbing banks in green and white tights is normal. #WhyinGotham
Posted by @.heyporter

I just watched Nightwing and Robin have a backflip battle on top of the roof across from my apartment building. Red Hood and Red Robin were recording it and cheering them on. #WhyinGotham
Posted by @.ABCasd

On my way to work and a girl in a blue Hijab on a gold dragon just raced past me screaming "tell them Dragon Tamer is faster than Impulse." So hey- Dragon Tamer is faster than Impulse #DragonTamerIsFasterThanImpulse #WhyinGotham
Posted by @.ColtonRivera

Just watched Red Hold and Nightwing fight over who is hotter #WhyinGotham
Posted by @.KingMe

I was walking down the streets when a heck of a guy tries to kidnap me. He sugared me up, took me on a ride in a big blue box called a Tartis. No, really, this insane man actually thought a cardboard box was a Tartis. #WhyinGotham
Posted by @.729572

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