Creepypasta shorts

Drunk Taylor

(Okay, this covers all the main characters who aren't proxies or creepypastas. It's your favorite Avenging-Guardian-Spider-Ranger Azeela, and I'm making the innocent Taylor break the law. Here we go! Oh, and Waffles helped me with some ideas.)

Alexa's POV

"Oh. My. Stars and Garters," was all I could say.

"What does that even mean?" Haley asked, as we watched an out of control Taylor leap from couch to pillow to couch.

"Don't know, just like saying it," I answered as I bravely walked to the crazy Taylor and summoned my best no-nonsense Logan impression.

"Taylor, what are you doing? You'll ruin the couches," I started.

She looked over at me and stated, "I'm scaring away the Demegorgon Will! Do you WANT to go to the Upside-Down?!" And with that, she kept bouncing around.

"Uh huh, okay. Let me just..." I said as I took a deep breath and yelled, "Okay! Where is all this alcohol COMING FROM?! Are we hosting Tom from Eddsworld or SOMETHING?!"

"Okay Alexa, c-calm down," Haley said, patting my shoulder. "Taylor, can you please stop jumping on the couch?"

"Wow Dustin, you REALLY want to get killed now, do you?" Taylor said as she bounced on the couch, her arms crossed.

I stared in wonder when a little prank came to me.

"Hey Ben! Come over here!" I yelled, hoping he wasn't on a killing spree. Nothing happened so I added, "If you come down quickly I won't pummel you Power Ranger theme songs!"

Haley gave me a face that said, what the heck are you up to? I just gave her a sly smile back. Can't stop what she doesn't know, I thought to myself. Especially when it's already in motion.

"Coming!!" Ben yelled, running down the stairs and standing in front of me. "Ben reporting for duty ma'am !" He said, saluting me.

"That's Major General or Sir to you!" I hollered at him, jokingly patting his face like I was going to slap him.

"Sir yes Sir! Sorry Sir!" He yelled back, still saluting.

I glanced back to the couch and saw that the drunken Taylor had stopped jumping. She was staring at Ben, her cheeks flushing a bright red. If she was an anime character, I would have betted money that she was about to have a nosebleed. She jumped off the couch and ran sonic speed to Ben, pushing me out of the way and standing where I was.

"H-h-hi Ben," She said, her face as red as a tomato.

"Hi?" He said back. She giggled at hearing his voice, her face blushed even harder. Ben looked over at me with an expression that I took as, what's wrong with her face? Why is it so red? Did I do something wrong?

I just gave him the same sly smile I had given Haley, thinking If Deceit could see me now!

"I-I have something to tell you!" Taylor said, leaning in close to him. Haley's eyes widened as she realized what I just did.

"Alexa! How dare chu take advantage of her being drunk! She's going to be so embarrassed when she comes to!" She said, punching my arm.

"Hey! At least I'm not recording her! Wait a minute..." I said as I fished out my phone and clicked the record button.

"You're evil!" She exclaimed.

"Says the girl who isn't stopping me," I pointed out.

"W-what is it?" Ben asked as he stepped back, looking at us with pleading eyes...until he saw me with my phone and realized I pretty much put him in this situation.

"I love you, SOOOO much," She said ever so calmly.

"You do? Why?" He asked, looking for a way to distract her.

"Because I do, you're so handsome!" She said right before she leaping onto him, knocking him back! She held on to him tightly, giggling madly. How was it possible for her face to be even redder?! I thought she was going to have blood burst from her face!!

"Taylor no!" Haley screamed trying to pull  the mad with love and alcohol girl off of Ben.

"Taylor yes!" She screamed back, kicking at Haley as she planted a kiss on Ben's cheek.

Get her off!" Ben wheezed as he tried to get up.

Slender-man walked over to me with a coffee mug in hand, examining the chaos. "Crazy morning, huh."

"Yup," I responded. "I guess it's just Another Manic Monday!" I sang.

"It's Thursday," he corrected.

"I-it's a song, Slendy. It's on the radio," I explained, my musical joke ruined. "Oh is it now? I need to look it up someday."

Me and Slendy chatted for a  bit as Haley tried in vain to help Ben. I told him what Taylor had done earlier, he started chuckling. All was well... until Haley yelled at me to help her, then I gave Slendy my phone to keep on recording.

The end.