Creepypasta shorts

Drunk Alexa

(Welp, me and Waffles kind of got obsessed with drunk shorts, so here is one on Alexa! Azeela here, and buckle in kids, cause there's going to be a bonfire of cringe.)

3rd person (cause if this was first person, nothing would make sense.)

The room was silent, Ben and Mia were playing Call of Duty, Haley was reading a fandom with Toby looking over her shoulder, and Taylor was fast asleep with her phone in her lap.

Everything was perfectly calm, till they heard music start bursting from upstairs, waking up Taylor and causing her to fall off the couch she was on.

"What the heck was that?!" She yelled, rubbing the back of her head.

"Sounds like music," Haley said, getting off the laptop she was using. Mia and Ben paused their game and got up.

"Let's go check it out," Mia said.

As the group started to advance up the stairs, Jeff and Ej hastily ran down the stairs. Both were shaking badly and were covered in silly string.

"What happened to you too?!"Ben asked.

"This demon ranger happened!" Jeff said, panic in his lidless eyes.

"S-s-so many m-m-morph-phing songs," Ej stuttered, he laid on the floor, his body curled up into a ball, trembling. "Th-the string g-got in my e-eyeholes. It really h-h-hurts!"

"Hey Ej, calm down," Mia said, patting his back. "You're starting to sound like Ticci Toby, no offense Toby."

"N-none tak-ken," he replied.

"Who's the 'Demon Ranger'?" Taylor asked.

"Think I know who, let's keep going up," Haley said, and the group continued to climb the stairs.

When they reached the top, they saw a room was bursting out music. It switched from Imagine Dragons's Hopeless Opus to Fall Out Boy's Stay Frosty Royal Milk Tea to BTS's Mic Drop, and finally Power Rangers's Dino Charge theme song.

Cautiously, they opened the door and peaked inside.

"Oh. My. Gosh," Was all Haley could say.

"Heys guys! I'm justa playin ranger over heres!" Alexa said, wearing her Spider-Man hoodie with an open purple and black Virgil jacket, a black Voltron helmet, silly string webshooters, and a Power Ranger Sword. The left sleeve of both her hoodie and jacket was rolled up to show that she painted her lower arm and hand a deep grey with a red ouroboros tattoo on the top of her hand. On the right side of her neck was a painted intricate turquoise tattoo.

"Oh no, not her too!" Miah exclaimed, "Alexa, PLEASE tell me you didn't drink any alcohol."

"Of coureses not! You alls no I'm naturally drunks!"Alexa said.

"Ohh, thank goodness!!" Mia said relieved. She hugged Alexa.

"Excepts for today..."Alexa added.

Mia pulled her out of the hug. "Wat."

"Yeahs, me mommy says that my eldest sis hads some...and it was a drink I'd known thats could be nons alcoholic. So, Iz had Jeff makes mez two kinds of the drink, telling him its was for Slendy-bendy and not me of courses. One alcoholic, ones not. I tried both to taste a diff, and there was one. Ones burnt my mouth, ones didn't."

She looked down at the floor, then continued. "Later, I wanted tooz drink the one I liked, but forgot which one and chugged the alcohol one. Plz don't bez mad."

"Ugh, what made you think that was a good idea?!" Mia said, but hugged her again.

"You guys not mad? Thought youz would," Alexa said, and with that she added, "Then before Iz gets le hangover, can we do one, no, two things?"

"What would that be?" Ben asked.

"One, play with mez," she said as she held up one loopy finger, "Two, watch Boku no Hero Academia?"

She looked surprised, then said, "Huh, thought I'd mess up saying thats, probably cuz I'm a natural at beings drunk," she said with a slight smile.

And so went the day. The group played a large amount of games varying from paint ball (but with silly string) webshooters, Power Ranger megazords, wand fights featuring spells from Harry Potter, and Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood cosplay and acting. Ben and Toby were half the time trying to figure out what the girls were talking about and the other half what the rules of the game were. After what felt like a few minutes but actually was three hours, Alexa was a little bit sober, so they watched Boku no Hero Academia and fell asleep at the 3rd episode.

And yes, Jeff and Ej were still panicking. They're currently hiding underneath a table, wondering what horrible things happened to the others and if they should save them. Ej still had silly string in his eyeholes, and Jeff was gripping on to his knife so hard his fingers were sore. Let's just say Alexa now has the ability to scare both of them by singing a Power Rangers theme song or by shouting, "Spider-Man! Spider-Man! Does whatever a spider can!"

The end.