Creepypasta shorts

Ticci Put a Shirt On!!

(Okay, I know this one is weird, but we'll get through this together! It's your favorite alchemist/sander side/power ranger/Spider girl, Azeela! On to the cringe!)

3rd POV

It was an extremely hot morning, and all the creepypasta's were outside. Slendy said that they needed to get fire wood for the mansion's fireplace, so everyone was put to work. Alexa, Mia, Haley, and Taylor were each attempting to cut down a piece of lumber, but had no success.
"Ugh. Why can't the creepypasta's do this themselves? There's over twenty of them!" Taylor whined, wiping the sweat from her brow.
"Cause Slendy wanted us to be active," Haley calmly said.
"And why can't Slenderman help?" Alexa asked.
"He claims that he has too much paperwork to fill," Mia said as her axe got stuck in the wood. "Stupid piece of wood!"
"Less complaining more chopping!" Jeff called from far away.

"Yeah yeah, we know," Mia said, then quietly mumbled, "We heard you the last ten times."
The girls laughed at that, but quickly got back to work.
"Hey girls, wanna see how a real man cuts wood," Ben Drowned said, twirling his axe in one hand while flexing with the other.
"Sure, were is he?" Alexa remarked. Mia and Taylor held back their laughter.
Ben was stunned, but tried to quickly recover with, "Uh, h-he's r-right h-h-ere."
Alexa looked around, "I still don't see him."
Mia and Taylor let out a soft laugh, but quickly covered their mouths.
"I-um, okay," Ben said as he walked away, his gray face a soft tint of red.
"And that my friends," Alexa said, "Is how you shut down a overconfident boy."
"Says the girl who can't go through one show without crushing on someone," Haley said, and all the girls started laughing, even Alexa.
"I C-CAN'T-T TAKE-E IT ANYM-MORE!!" Someone shouted.
The girls quickly dropped there axes and ran towards the sound. A few feet away, Ticci Toby was holding on to his shirt.
"Toby! What are you doing?!" Ej exclaimed.
"I-It's t-t-to hot-t! I f-feel l-like-e I'm b-being-g cook-ked al-live! I-I'm taking-g of-f my sh-hirt!" Toby yelled.
"Toby! Be reasonable!" Alexa cried, "I don't think anyone of us wants to see that! Right Mia! Mia?" Mia was staring at his shirt, as if in a daze.
"N-nope! C-can-n't talk m-me out-t of t-this!"
"Toby no!" Jane shouted.
"TOBY Y-YES!" He said as he flung his shirt off of him.
"My eyes!" Jeff said as he covered his face.
"My eyeholes!" Eyeless Jack cried, both him and Jeff covering their eyes(well, eyes and where eyes use to be) as if they stared into the sun.
"Ahh, f-free from-m th-that sw-sweaty shirt-t!" Toby said, enjoying the freedom of being able to cool off.
Thus his shirt flew off and across the sky as Taylor and Alexa screamed in slow motion, Mia and Haley were silent before.....

"HOLY MOTHER OF POWER RANGERS!"

"MIA! HALEY! STAY WITH US!"

Jeff just stared at all of them with a poker face watching as Taylor scrambled to get boxes and boxes of tissues while Haley and Mia had swirls in their eyes with their nosebleeds basically turning into a waterfall. "Idiots, they're all idiots."

The end.