Creepypasta shorts

Here comes a wild chips!!!!!!!

(Sup guyssssssss I'm back once again this time I'm a lonely child once more. HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND IVE COME TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!!! Ok enough of that lesssss get a drunk chips here!!!!! Btw it is of course your favorite writer my dear reader-chans....... S.m.!!!!!! Welp lets get to da short!!!)

Haleys POV

I sat down glad there's at least one day no ones drunk or so I thought. I could here loud running steps heading my way. I look behind me to see....... Chips. Before I could say anything to her she pounced right at me knocking the both of us on the ground.

I open my eyes to see chips on top of me barking like a wild dog, but worse. 

"Arf arf!" Chips barked at me not getting off me. Being the me I am I push her off. Well I tried, but she clung on to my leg as i had gotten up. 

"Welp there goes a day without someone being drunk, but why her?" I said talking to myself. An Idea popped into my head I dragged my foot with a drunk dog like chips and headed towards the door. As I was doing so I ran into my dear group sitting on the staircase. I slowly headed towards the door hoping no one would notice me but it was not my lucky day at all.

"Hey Haley is uh chips ok?" Taylor asked pointing to chips with a questioning face. I gulp and put on a smile.

"Uh yup she TOTALLY fine ya know." I said smiling avoiding eye contact. They stared at me for a second, then akward silence. Chips let go of my leg and sat down crossing her legs and folding her arms.

"LIAR!!!! WHY CHU LIE TO DA TACOS BEHIND MEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Chips yelled. I sat there in confusion being like wtf. I slowly started to back away from da beast. And the others just stared and well I guess some held back their laughs. I put my hands up in the air and turn around towards the door saying. 

"Fuck this shit I'm out" I walked out of the mansion sighing with relief that I  got away from her but OH HO HO! She ain't gonna leave meh be! Ughhhhhhhhhhhh life why?!?!?!? 

The door opened and about 10 poke balls were thrown at my head. I fell from the sudden hit of poke balls. I could hear Miah yelling "MEH POKE BALLS!!!!!!"

Chips started laughing. That's when I suddenly realized......... SHE NOT DRUNK AT ALL. SHE'S DOING THIS ON PURPOSE THAT LITTLE B****!!!!!!!!!!! I got up and looked strait at Chips. Chips stopped laughing and froze knowing that at that moment she fucked up. 

I dashed straight at her full speed ahead. Chips quickly started to run away laughing. And it went on for hours of me chasing her around the house and of course the creeps tried to STAHP us, but we were filled with DETERMINATION. Slendy had come back and punished us by making us do all the chores for a week. But to Chips it was worth it.

(Sorry I had no idea on what i was doing I've basically had no sleep for 2 straight weeks so sorry if it didn't make any sense. Welp baii!!!)