Kid!Avengers

Chapter One

Your alarm goes off and you already have a huge headache. You groan and lazily get out of bed when last night's event goes through your head. "Oh shit."
You get ready for the day quickly and peak in each room. They're all still asleep.

You head into the kitchen and make pancakes and poptarts, for Thor, of course. Within half an hour, you have the breakfast table ready. Pretty soon the tiny avengers walk into the room.
"Good morning!" You smile.
"Good morning y/n!" They all say in unison.

You've never been a fan of children but they were your friends and let's be honest here, they were so dang cute. "Thor here are your poptarts."
"Thank you, lady y/n."
You giggle to yourself. 'Still very polite, I see.'
"What are we doing today y/n?" Tony asks.
"Yeah!" All the avengers chirped.

That stumped you. You had no experience whatsoever with kids. "Um, is there anything you want to do exactly?"
"Movies! Playground! Swimming!"
"Enough!" You Yelp. The noise level was getting to you. "Here's what we'll do, hmm?"

They all stared at you with wide eyes. "We'll go to the mall because you all need clothes that fit you. After that we'll get ice cream and go to the movies after. I'll take you each individually and in pairs of two and maybe even in three later on to do the things you want. How does that sound?"

"Who will take care of us?" Steve asked.
"Me of course! You guys forgot I can also clone myself, didn't you?" You laugh.
"Just like me?" Loki gasps.
"Yes just like you." You mess with his hair.
"Now c'mon lets go."
"Yay!"

It's challenging watching over 8 kids. There was barely any room in your car and people kept staring at you weirdly. One lady even had the nerve to ask if they all had the same dad. Tony got in the way of you answering and gave the woman a piece of his mind.

"Yes we do, madam. Our mom is a loyal woman and it's also none of your business." Steve spoke up after Tony. Clint shot her with one of his arrows. "Clint." You scold. You'd have to take those away later.

'Mom.' That's a new feeling for you. It made you feel good. "You guys do know I'm not your mom right?"
"We know." Natasha says.
"We just like thinking you are." That came from Bruce.
"Also we couldn't let our friend get ridiculed." Bucky added.
"I love you guys." You pull them in for a group hug.

"Now c'mon, there's shopping to do."
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You bought each kid 3 pieces of clothing. Fury had brought you two pieces earlier. Later on you guys went to the theatre and watched Incredibles 2. Action and not graphic. After that there was ice cream and went back to the tower.

"That was fun!" Tony exclaims.
"Thank you y/n!" Bruce murmured.
That of course brought on a whole load of thank you's. "Anytime!" You grin.
Raising kids so far wasn't as bad as you thought it would be.
"Who's going to have their own special day first?"

That was a mistake because all of the toddlers started fighting. "No hitting! Loki no stabbing!"
"Aww man." Loki dropped his knife.
"We'll do a raffle. Hmm, Tony 1, Steve 2, Thor 3, Bruce 4, Natasha 5, Clint 6, Loki 7, and Bucky 8."

You get the raffle ready and all the tiny people stare at you intensely. You put your hand in the bowl and pull out a 5. (Based on a random number generator.)
"Natasha."
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