biased || 방탄소년단

20. some secret girlfriend

Knock knock.
I sit up in my bed. What is it now... sliding on a pair of slippers, I make my way to the door. "Yes? How can I help yo-"
"We are in some pretty deep shi-" he pauses, "stuff right now because of you." Oh no what now... "Yoongi oppa calm down I'm sure it's not that bad." He waves his fingers around, "don't you oppa me pabo." I walk past him and out into the common room.
Namjoon shows me an article on his phone.

김태형의 새 여자 친구!?
"Oh crap this really isn't good..." I say looking at the article.
Kim Taehyung's new girlfriend?!

"We were going to announce you soon as our teacher but not in this way..." Hoseok says solemnly. I sigh, "This is all my fault. I am so sorry guys. I knew I shouldn't have come to get you from the airport. I guess I just never realized how imaginative your fans were..." I slightly laugh at the end to lighten the mood...I fail miserably.
Taehyung walks out of his room. "Taehyung... I'm so sorry-" He hugs me, "don't listen to any of the mean things that people are saying about you. We will clear this all up I promise." I nod and go off to my room. I open up my laptop and look at Twitter..

'This girl doesn't deserve my oppa!!~'

'She probably just likes him for his money! #myoppa'

'I just hope that he is happy... #sad #ARMY'

Oof. Some of those are pretty rough. I look at a couple more and gasp. Do you talk to your eomma with that mouth?!
I decide to shower to get my mind off of things. I grab my things and head into the bathroom I share with some of the boys. An almost normal morning full of mistakes. One of those being I didn't lock the door...

A rush of cold goes over my body and I scream. I peak my head out of the shower curtain and see a scared looking Jimin. "I-I-I t-thought you w-were Jungkook." His face turns bright red and I can tell his mind is in a dirty place. I throw an empty shampoo bottle at him, "GET OUT!" He nods and quickly rushes out of the room. I close the curtain and stand there for a second thinking about what just occurred. I immediately start laughing, "H-HIS FACE! PRICELESS!"

How could this morning get any worse...

I jinked myself.

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I burnt the toast which set off the fire alarm. Everything is wet in the house from the sprinklers. All my lesson plans...GONE. I do not know where, but they zapped out of existence. Also, someone got my credit card and bought a bunch of BTS merch with it...ironic I know. I'm just praying I'll get refunded. So, right now, I'm broke, wet, and tired of literally everything.

"I'm done adulting forever." I lay on the soggy couch and place a soggy pillow over my face. I feel someone sit by my feet and move the pillow, "I know today has been...really...REALLY... rough, but we will get everything sorted. Bang PD Nim set up a press conference to clear up the whole dating Taehyung thing and your card should be refunded in the next twenty-four hours." Hoseok snorts, "they seriously bought BTS merch?" I look up at him and smile, "yeah." We both start laughing.
"HEY! What's going on in here?" We both stop and look up at Jungkook with wide eyes. He's such a muscle pig. I'm pretty sure he could snap me in half with his pinky. "How come you are having fun without meeee!~" He whines and jumps on top of us.
"Jungkook you're killing the poor girl get off." Jimin said. "Help...Can't...BREATH!" Jungkook rolls off the couch and lays on the floor. "Today has been pretty sucky huh?" Namjoon asks me. I nod and pout.
"Do you wanna get boba tea?" Taehyung asks. By now everyone in the living room. I bolt up and grab my bag, "I thought you'd never ask." They laugh and I have the realization that I'm broke. I set down my bag.

"Buttttttt, you're paying."