Disclaimer: (read it with the south park voice is funnier that way) The characters and scenearios of this story are completly fictional any resemblance to the real world are pure coincidence. This stories contain strong language, offensive shit and sex (maybe).
Official Music Cassette I (Side A):
Instructions: When the message (Music 1 - Play) you can play the music track in the background to have a more in-depth experience reading.
Track 1: Blue Swede - Hooked on a Feeling
Track 2: Jessica De Rooij - Deliverance
Track 3: Down in ashes - Awake
Track 4: Sum 41 - No Reason
Track 5: Order of Era - One
Location: Local Group, Milky Way, Earth.
Climate: Critical climate storm on Asgard.
Season 1 Episode 7:
Joe Totman: I have some spare part from T12, but I ain't got much.
(akward silence)
Joe Totman: And why do you guys need the metal?
Jay Duke: We have a spaceship to repair and a mission to complete.
Joe Totman: Is that a real Karambit Doppler Black Pearl? Wait, what the fuck? A spaceship?
Jaina Niles: Boss, are we giving away too much info?
Jay Duke: Yeah, but he helped us we can show him the spaceship. Where is the rest of the metal pieces, again?
Joe Totman: Oh my god, this is so epic. They are at the basement.
Jaina Niles: I'll go get them...
Joe Totman: Wait... no... I got it... don't worry. Shit, one sec. T12 give them the questions.
(A robot can be heart in the background saying random questions)
(Joe comes back from the basement with 2 stacks of 64 iron)
Jay Duke: Thanks, steve.
Joe Totman: Can I please see the spacecraft?
Jaina Niles: Fine.
(The three of them kz their way into the spacecraft)
Johana Ivanov: Hello, my friend.
Joe Totman: Hi.
Thrall: We are team 10, who the hell are flippin' you?
Joe Totman: Joe Totman, it engineer at my house.
Jaina Niles: He dosen't have a job, but he has a strange addiction to anything satan related.
Joe Totman: You don't get it, but apep will save the true belivers like me.
Jay Duke: Alright, the expo is over go to you house.
(Joe Totman gets off the spaceship)
Joe Totman: k bye, great to meet you guys.
Johana Ivanov: Same.
(The space ship magically get repaired incredibly fast, but still has some last fixes to be done)
(Joe is observing the process from a window)
(Jay Duke stares back at him)
Jay Duke: That was wierd, it was like he didn't belong to the story at all.
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