Disclaimer: (read it with the south park voice is funnier that way) The characters and scenearios of this story are completly fictional any resemblance to the real world are pure coincidence. This stories contain strong language, offensive shit and sex (maybe).
Official Music Cassette:
Instructions: When the message (Music 1 - Play) you can play the music track in the background to have a more in-depth experience reading.
Track 1: Blue Swede - Hooked on a Feeling
Track 2: Jessica De Rooij - Deliverance
Location: Local Group, Milky Way, Europa-Mars, Death's Slash.
Climate: Meteorite rain near Corkla 22 and gas concentration near Naboo.
Season 1 Episode 3:
Jay Duke: Alright, be right back.
(Jay walks in the kitchen)
Drall: So dungeons and dragons it is. Havent played in a while.
Johana Ivanov: It's easy, you will get the hang of it quickly.
Mark Stabile: I'm a fucking god at D&D you will see.
Drall: Yeah, you are a god at the double d.
Mark Stabile: I dont get it.
Drall: Double d, deez nutz.
Johana Ivanov: Lol so fucking bad.
(Jay walks out the kitchen)
Jay Duke: Here are all your drinks, I'm going to talk to Jaina.
Dan Pelley: Can you tell...
Jay Duke: Jesus fucking crist, shut the fuck up. I don't want to hear you.
Johana Ivanov: We are going to start playing without you Jay.
Jay Duke: It's okey. Start without me.
(Jay walks out of the room)
Johana Ivanov: Guys, we can go even an step further than drunk Dungeons and Dragons.
Drall: You cought my interest. Tell me more.
Johana Ivanov: Everytime you get hit my damage you have to drink the amount of damage in shots.
Mark Stabile: This is going to end horribly. Since I don't want to die I will narrate.
(Everyone agrees in both things)
Mark Stabile: Alright classes first one to shout his name gets the class. Understood?
Drall: Yeah.
Johana Ivanov: Yes.
Dan Pelley: Dan.
(Everyone face palms)
Mark Stabile: Why can't we kill him? It's like having a brother, but a retarded brother. Like jesus fucking crist. Alright, calm down Mark, first of its Mage.
Drall: Drall.
Mark Stabile: Alright, alright. Roll the dices Drall.
(Drall rolls a pair of dices, both smell like tequila)
Mark Stabile: A 4 and a 6. So, that means... Your name is Solarie from Sunburned City. You have a fly killer to cast ancient spells and an ancient scroll that is actually written toilette paper. Roll the dices again please.
(Drall rolls the dices again)
Mark Stabile: A 2 and a 1. Your spells are... omg your spells. (*Contains laughts*) Your spells are: Awaken (spawn a clone of yourself with one health, will copy all your moves, costs 50 mana), Genocide (kill all the jews of the level lol Jaina spells OP, 0 mana), Fireground (at the end of every turn deal 2 damage to all enemies (lasts 5 turns), cost 70 mana) and finally you have Copyright Strike (Stack a charge to an enemy, at three charges they get deleted, cost 5 mana). And here is your card.
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