Disclaimer: (read it with the south park voice is funnier that way) The characters and scenearios of this story are completly fictional any resemblance to the real world are pure coincidence. This stories contain strong language, offensive shit and sex (maybe).
Official Music Cassette I (Side A):
Instructions: When the message (Music 1 - Play) you can play the music track in the background to have a more in-depth experience reading.
Track 1: Blue Swede - Hooked on a Feeling
Track 2: Jessica De Rooij - Deliverance
Track 3: Down in ashes - Awake
Track 4: Sum 41 - No Reason
Track 5: Order of Era - One
Location: Local Group, Milky Way, Mars.
Climate: Nothing out of normal at any sector.
Season 1 Episode 6:
Comrade Kush: Damm if it wasn't for you meddling kids, I would have gotten away with it.
Dan Pelley: Well we kind of bored, so if you give us something fun to play with we gucci.
Comrade Kush: We have new weapons, if you wanna take them?
(Some wierd men in black dudes open 3 cases in front of the group, each one contains a unique weapon)
Dan Pelley: Wow it's like, you guys we waiting to give us new guns because the guionist love to introduce our readers to new things that will never be used, but have a funny name.
(Dan stares at the guionist)
Jay Duke: I'm so fucking woke right now.
Drall: Witch one do we pick?
Comrade Kush: All of them, this ain't pokemon. Now go out there and no-scope bitches and tip fedoras like its 2008 all over again.
Jay Duke: Fuck I miss those days...
(Jaina stares at the camera)
Jaina Niles: This is so sad, can we hit fat kids?
(Jaina moves up to the weapons)
Jaina Niles: Alright pussies i'll get the sword.
Men in Black 1: This is the "Karambit Doppler Black Pearl", this weapon is so powerful it contains the salty tears of NA gamers, once carried by the mighty twitch warrior Forsen. When ever this blade conects with its prey it will make him feel poor for having standard knife.
Jaina Niles: Thanks fam.
(Drall walks up to the weapons)
Drall: I'll take the assault riffle, looks cool.
Men in Black 2: This is the "/r/dankmemes", this weapon has been kept secret for many generations of reddit users, now let free to erradicate everything that goes against freedom of autistic speech. It shit posts every 10 seconds.
(Drall presses F to inspect weapon)
Drall: Lol "Jews did the holocaust", how assaulty.
(Jay walks up to the weapons)
Jay Duke: Come with grandpa lil beast.
Men in Black 3: This is the "Bass Cannon", this legendary sniper was once carried by Faze Clan members, once their legecy passed out it was burried in the most mlg place on Earth: Mount Dew.
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