"Alfieeeeeeeeeeeee"
What the fuck I thought as I jumped out my DEEP sleep. Which I haven't had in a long time.
"Leave me alone zoze" I slur out.
That's when I feel ice cubes down my boxers.
Yeah you heard me right boxers.
"Ahhhhhhh cold cold cold" I shout as I try to get all those monsters out of my pants. I'm afraid my thing might fall off cause of frostbite I think as I see her doubling over with laughter. She won't like it then would she now? *wink wink weird eyebrow dance*
"What do want babe? it's 4 in the morning" I whisper yell after looking at the alarm click that wants to blind me by being soo bright.
"I don't want anything." "Thennnnn???" I crank out to her reply. By now I'm lying on the bed again and almost falling asleep. That's when I feel this tiny little body climb up and sit on my tummy.
"It's not me. It's your babies. They're hungry. Now get them food. They want pickles with Nutella". "Ewwwwww" I say crinkling my nose up. "They're inside you so they are you babies" I reason trying to get away from this chore. "It takes two to tango baby. Your not getting away so easy by saying that. And they are OUR babies. So be a good daddy and move your butt and get them foooooooood" ending her lecture she kisses my crinkled up nose then booping it making me laugh.
Awww man I love this girl even when she wakes me up at 4 am I think to myself as I get up.
"Okay I'll get them on one condition" I say with a smirk. "What??? babe your kids are starving you know" she says with a pout. I chuckle "I'll get you food if I get a kiss. And NOW they are my kids?"
"Yes they are and you horndog" she replies with a knowing grin. Pull me down by my shirt suddenly surprising me and gives me a peck. Letting go she laughs at my stunned expression and yells "bring forth the food you slave". I turn around and walk out to get the disgusting combo of Nutella and pickle meanwhile earning a slap on my ass. I love this sassy side of her I think to myself.
I come back to find her curled of fast asleep but the moment I put the plate beside her she is suddenly awake and moaning and ooing and aahhhing to the food as if it's a chocolate cake.
She ended up making me give her a back and foot rub.
But it's all worth it. The feeling of having the love of your life curled up beside you. Your hand over where you children are growing. That's a good feeling. A great feeling actually and that's what makes it all worth it.
"Iloveyou" I whisper to her kissing her forehead and pulling her closer.
"Iloveyou too eyebrows" she mumbles before giving out a small snore making me chuckle and I fall asleep with a smile on my face feeling content with life.
(Sorry if any of you are sensitive towards cursing)
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