Hey y'all, before we start I honestly can't remember if I did this already soooo, screw it.
(If you don't like some cursing, I suggest you don't read ;) )
And thank you so much for 2K reads :))
Enjoy,
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*Eren Jaeger has logged on*
*Mikasa Ackerman has logged on*
*Jean Kirstein has logged on*
*Hanji Zoë has logged on*
*Corporal Levi has logged on*
* Armin Arlert has logged on*
Eren: Oh shitt
Armin: Uh, Eren? You alright?
Mikasa: We all went to a bar...
Armin: Without me?!
Jean: It's not like your any fun Armoony Pooney.
Hanji: You kNoW What! I LOVE YOU ARMIN! Your like a sister to me,
Armin: But I'm a guy?
Hanji: Haha! I forgot little fellow ;)
Armin: So, your all intoxicated?
Eren: Whatttt-
Mikasa: Everyone except me. I was the designated driver.
Armin: Even Captain Levi?!
Levi: Mhm.
Jean: Fuck you Eren.
Hanji: Don't fuck Eren! Did he give you consent lamo
Eren: Nobody would ever wanna fuck me. I'm s lonely piece of shit. My family is dead. My friends are dead. Soon I'll probably be dead. Death sucks. I hate everything and stuff
Levi: Mhm
Armin: So far, I think I've got you put in the drunk categories.
Hanji: Those sound realllly funny sounding looking.
Armin: Hanji, The Happy Drunk. Mikasa, The Not Drunk. Jean, The Angry Drunk, Eren The Sad Drunk, and Levi? Well, I'm still deciding.
Mikasa: Sounds accurate.
Levi: Mhm.
Jean: IM NOT ANGRY IM JUST MISUNDERSTOOD.
Hanji: No your not you funny horse
Jean: FUCK YOU! FUCK ALL OF YOU! IM DONE.
*Jean Kirstein has logged out*
Mikasa: Thank the walls.
Eren: The walls keep us locked up in this tiny cage. We're all gonna die in here. We're all gonna die and suffer endless pain.
Levi: Mhm.
Hanji: Ahhh, what a pretty day.
Mikasa: Its 1 a.m.
Hanji: Oops! Haha
Mikasa: Your all back in your rooms right?
Armin: You let 4 extremely drunk people walk back to there rooms on their own?
Mikasa: I was tired.
Armin: That's no excuse! Go find them!
Hanji: I'm just around :))))
Mikasa: I wouldn't mind some HELP.
Armin: Ugh, I shouldn't of joined this conversation in the first place.
Hanji: Haha! Big mistake little Barbie Bowl Cut!
Mikasa: Eren?! Where are you?! I swear if I find you on a damn bridge or rooftop I will personally kill you myself and whatever.
Eren: I don't care where I am anymore.
Levi: Mhm.
Armin: Eren! I found YOU—
Eren: Sigh
Levi: mHm
Mikasa: What.
Armin: Everything's fine. Eren is in his room, it's all okay, okay, yep, okay.
*Jean Kirstein has logged on*
Jean: FUCK ALL OF YOU.
*Jean has logged off*
Hanji: Boop!
Mikasa: Found Hanji in a mailbox. M
Armin: IN a mailbox?
Hanji: I wanna go to the mooon! Beep boop! And meet some moon Titans!
Eren: Goood Nighty.
*Eren Haeger has logged off*
Levi: Bye.
*Corporal Levi has logged off*
Mikasa: Hey Armin, wanna go get a drink?
Armin: Yeah, I sure do need one.
*Armin Arlert has logged off*
*Mikasa Ackerman has logged off*
Hanji: Lamo, wasn't even drunk. Just really wanted to see if they could send me to the moon.
Hanji: HAHA! Got you! I'm drunk as fuck ;)
*Hanji Zoë has logged off*
*Jean Kirstein has logged on*
Jean: AND FUCK YOU—damn, everyone's gone :(
*Jean Kirstein has logged off*
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*Gracie logged on*
Gracie: Ooh, I wasn't in this adventure this time?! And aren't they all underage? Whatever, kids get away with all these things these days ;)
Gracie: Hope you enjoyed! Please leave some ideas, I'm desperate at this point :) Have a great day and please DRINK RESPONSIBLY! Unlike those idiots ^^^
*Jean Kirstein has logged on*
Jean: FUCK YOU.
Gracie: OH YOU WISH YOU COULD FUCK ME YOU LITTLE BITCH.
Jean: Shit. Bye.
*Jean Kirstein has logged off*
Gracie: Ahh, Love you guys! Bye ;)
*Gracie has logged off*
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Fanfiction*Everyone has logged on* Eren: Hi everyone! Mikasa: Eren, your ok right? Levi didn't hurt you during training, did he?! Levi: Tch, I didn't hurt the brat. Armin: Well, you did kinda throw him to the floor and stepped on his face again. Hanji: Wow...
