Finn the Human- Son of Zeus

Twilight Vampires? WAT.

Piper

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"What in the name of Aphrodite?" I moaned. I woke up in a very huge and pink tent, which smelled like old books and failed chemistry (which I usually smell at school..)

"Shut up. You'll wake the others." A pink skinned lady in glasses scolded me.

"Sorry!" I whispered.

I stood up and went to find Jason. He was wounded and scorched, claw marks on his chest and a weird ugly gash on his left arm.

I couldn't bear seeing the pain on his face. And I did something that I had been practicing for a long time.

"Heal you stupid freaking wounds, scorches burns or dumb ol scratches." I chanted. My mother Aphrodite told me that not only I can chat speak humans, I could also charm plants, animals, or even non-living things. I just needed practice. "Go away or there'll be trouble."

I repeated the lines sentence by sentence, each time giving more effort and power, at the end when the gash was stitched back up, the scorches are gone and the wounds were plastered together. I fainted of relief and weariness.

By the time I woke up again, everyone was healed. Surprisingly I didn't only heal Jason, but I actually helped recover everyone.

The pink lady introduced herself as Betty, who was actually Simon's fiancée. She had been on our side of the world while trying to find out how to cure Simon from his 'madness' which he had in the other 'dimension'...

We travelled a long way after we got out of the tent, it was very windy but relaxing. We walked into a large forest while Betty said, "This might be a safe hiding space from the wizards of Hogwarts. They are extremely mean, lucky they don't use killing spells."

"KILLING SPELLS?!?!" I was startled.

We walked a long way before being attacked by those vampires from the romantic movie Jason and I watched called Twilight.

"WAT!" Leo shouted.

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Marceline/ Artemis

I heard screeches of dying vampires.

God. Twilight vamps are always the most dramatic.

I headed straight to the sound.

Oh just to tell ya readers, ever since I have been assigned to protect Simon from his madness and become a vampire, Zeus gave me the power of the Goddess of Vampires; Apollo (my brother), however, got the good end of stuff and was given the powers of God of Gold. My powers are lame cuz I have to take care of all the vamps. Gargh.

But I will do anything to protect Simon. Boreas has 'abandoned' Simon as a child after he got his mental icy problems and got separated from his fiancée. Simon was very scared at that time, so not wanting to harm anyone, he became nocturnal. Me, as the goddess of the Moon, saw his actions and decided to take full responsibility for him. Until stupid Zeus had to hide Finn from some weirdo tribes and ordered Simon to go there. There he grew old and even more 'mental' and started to imagine things, so I became Marceline to try and help Simon the best I can. I am glad he is ok now.

Any-who, on with the story, shall we?

I ordered my Hunters, Thalia and Jane, to follow me and we ran into the Forest of Vamps. There I saw a huge battle between those idiots from Camp Half-Blood and Ooo (and Simon) against the Twilight Vampires, which are very very sparkly since it's daytime.

"Oi! All of you! Stahp it!" I ordered.

"We longer serve you, Lady Artemis. We have a much much wealthy future without you...." The vampire human named Bella replied.

"You wot mate!?" I shouted furiously. Sorry for that accent though... It happens when I get all mad and stuff.

"We have turned. No more silly Greek Gods business, it is time for ultimate power." Jacob the wolf man said. (I do not consider him a werewolf since werewolves are evil.)

"Thalia, Jane! Distract them while I get these idiots (and Simon) to safety!" I demanded.

A couple dozen arrows shot out into the air and the Vampires attacked.

"BMO!" I shouted to the robot, "teleportation time?"

"N0! N0t w0rk1n9!!!" BMO screamed.

"Argh! Whar iz habbening!" A vampire sliced me in the cheeks.

Suddenly a troop of tiny people ad dwarves came from no where and hacked down the vampires, a few burst to dust, a few exploded into blood and gore, most of them ran away.

Thalia and Jane were very very injured, so I told Simon,"follow the little people" and took off with my hunters...

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A/N hi guys! Sorry for the late updates and stuff. But thanks for all the views and followers! I'll try to update once we get 3-6 more votes and a few more followers!