)Undertale & Delta Rune oneshots!

bitty! gaster x retired!samurai!reader

((gotta go research on samurais....))

((They were in medieval times...Undertale is in like... 1960-20XX))

((I'll just make it modern... K?))

((And I don't know how samurais act... So I'll just go for acting like an assassin since that probably the closest I'll get ;-;))

Walking home for the first time since you were 17 brought back old memories. Even though it has been 19 years.((Reader is 36 :3)). The small town you grew up in didn't change much. Except for the fact that most of the stores changed. Your favorite store was the candy store, the store had still been there and the old lady named Heather ((If you get it I frickin love you! Marry me!and your allowed to play the song)) Was still alive and well. Not many people recognized you. Seeing as before you left you were Naive,sweet and very cheerful. Now you were smart,Cold and very serious. It had been years since you've had a break. Now that you were retired you had enough money to live a wealthy life and even make your great nieces and nephews rich. You didn't care much about that though. You had even thought on giving your money to Heather's great grandchildren . Your nieces and nephews were already spoiled brats who would be ' popular ' in high school.

(Children,  i'll  introduce Gaster in a few))

When you had finished spending $50 on Candy in Heather's Candy store, you walked by an alley and heard something fall and a small shriek. You went near what seemed to fall and found a small box. It seemed to resemble a crate but was far too small and the size resembled jewelry box. You pick up the box and shook it a bit, only to hear a....growl?.... The box didn't seem to have any breathing holes so you decided to open the crate resembling box right away.

Y/n's POV

Inside I found a small goopy creature. It took me a few seconds to find it's face but it wasn't that hard to find. The creature's body was just black goop but it's face was white and had some cracks. "Dang your ugly" ((Did I mention reader was cold af?)) The thing made a strange noise. I sighed and shook my head "If I left you out here you'd freeze to death." So I started walking out of the alley and put whatever that thing was in my pocket. . . Once I got 'home' I put the thing on the table and got some water. I took a dropper and tried to put the dropper in it's mouth. It understood what I was doing and drank the water. I kept this cycle going until it didn't want anymore water.   I pet it with my finger and it pushed my finger away. "I'm not an animal"  I smirked and sat down. "At first you acted like one" "that doesn't mean I am one" "I think I know what you are...You're a 'bitty' right?" "Correct" "I just don't know what 'type' you are..." "My 'Type' aren't the popular type " "Okay... So what do you need?" "(Random list of things because author is once again to lazy to research this because she has already researched too much for this one oneshot))"

Tem skip

"Goodnight child" "I'M 36" " Compared to me your a child" "How old are you? 160?" "Respect your elders" "Well this elder is living in the house of a retired samurai, and this elder also was found in a crate!" "Sleep,child" "Okkkkkkkk"

((A/N: I tried to make it funny..... The only thing I found when I searched up Samurais was like... Some shows.... A small little thing explaining that samurai's were in the MEDIEVAL times... So I'm sorry if it's not what you wanted..... T-T))