Dayshift at Freddy's: Valentines and one shots

Dance off

Like oh-to-the-my-god, what the hell was going on in the Phone Guys head to even think of an idea like this?

Like seriously, who in their right mind would have some kind of dance off in a f*cking resturaunt that was haunted by dead children and was filled with nothing but unstable and deadly looking furries?

He was clearly making his own death warrent as we speak.

And who the hell made humanoid versions of the animatronics?

WHAT THE F00K IS GOING ON?!

"Dave, you do realise you have been saying all of that out loud right?"

The aubergine man jumped in surprise to find Old Sport looking at him with a dead panned expression on his face, while inside the death trap known as Spring Freddy. Oh wait, he was in Spring Bonnie and they are in the middle of entertaining some toddlers, yippee.

"Sportsy" he squeeked, wait, squeeked? Egg plants don't squeek like a girl scout selling girl scout cookies, they speak like a gangster "you know me, Old Sport, gotta rant everything out so I don't kill"

"That is the biggest load of BS I have ever heard coming out of your mouth, and why are you so ticked off with the dance off anyway?"

Weird how they were dancing and entertaining to the toddlers while talking to each other, the kids didn't even seem bothered by it.

"It's just a waste of time, the only time you'll see me dancing is when its entertaining these things"

"And that's only when you don't feel like killing them, which is nearly every single day"

"Meh, I've already killed some in the previous place, need to wait a while before I do it again"

"With or without the sausages?"

"Definatly with them, I haven't had the chance to try it out yet"

"Some how, I'm surprised"

"Spring Freddie, some families want some pizza, stat" NOOOOOOOO! that means he wouldn't get more time with his Sportsy.

He could only watch in 'sadness' as his partner walked off to go serve some greasy death traps, mentally sighing Dave looked down to see the kids jumping up and down like a yo-yo asking him to sing some more.

"F*ck off, I'm not in the mood for this sh*t" with that he kicked the nearest child and sent them hurling out of the buildings roof and into space, he made his way to the safe room after that to wallow in self pity.

(Meanwhile with Old Sport)

Old Sport had just placed all the pizzas down at their respected tables before Phone Guy decided to make another appearence, except this time he leaned closer to whisper something and then walked off.

Old Sport frowned, why bother asking him to remove the suit to have a private word when he would need to put it back on later? He still had 5 hours before his shift was finished. Logic 101 everybody.

He made his way into the spare parts room where he noticed Dave, who was out of his suit, having a mental breakdown and was rocking back and forth on the floor like an autistic child (not trying to attack anyone who is autistic, I'd be a hypicrite otherwise), he ignored the eggplant and began his work on removing the spring suit.

He had removed the top half of his body as well as the head when he heard something, odd.

Click, shunk

What the- "YE-OUCH!" he shouted as he felt the legs of the spring suit shove their way into his legs, and his groin.

Dave was up faster than anyone could blink and made his way towards Old Sport as he suffered through the effects, he couldn't take them out out until they had stopped moving, otherwise he would only make things worse.