Dayshift at Freddy's: Valentines and one shots

Phone Guy Ending

I mentaly smirked, phone guy had been giving us all a hard time and making fun of us, why not give him some back? I looked through the selection and only song seemed perfect for this situation.

I pressed the button and the music began playing, with a phone ringing in the background, I could feel everyone, including Phone Guys questioning and intimidating 'glare' at me as I bounced to the music.

I pulled on my 'happy employee face', twirled the microphone and began to sing.

Hello, hello,

Welcome to your first night in the place where the pizza is hot and the fun brings life.

Phone guy practically twitched his phone head to the side as he realised what this song was about. For a moment I could have sworn I saw his fingers twitch as if they were resisting the urge to strangle me after this song.

Between 12 am and the break of dawn the toys start to glitch when they power on,

You've got your cameras and your flashlight what more is there to need?

Just be quick, just be ready cause their pretty scary.

(Phone Guys P.O.V)

Must. Resist. Urge. To smeck that little. PUNKS. Face.

The way that idiot was smiling at me, it was like he was inviting me to come on stage and wring his scrawny little neck back and forth until it fell off like some old rag doll.

Contrary to what people thought of me, I was in fact quite sane, I just never showed it to anyone considering how messed up this place, you spend one day here and it was enough to turn even the most strong willed people insane. Dave didn't count he was already insane when he was hired, poor sod, however I was curious about this guy covered in orange make-up.

The dude didn't seem that unfazed when he first stepped into the building, his face was completely closed off and the first time he took in the sight, I could have sworn he had a look that said 'this place looks the same as the other resturaunts'.

Time has arisen to be careful of decisions you make

I am the phone guy, yes I am, the phone guy

(Orange man P.O.V)

I watched from the corner of my eye as Phone guy visibly tensed up at the song, gosh this song is bringing out my 'dancer' side because I was having a blast, and no, I was not the one to blow up the urinals this time.

I know I tease Phone guy a lot (especially when there is an event going on), but during the time I'm working, I couldn't help but think about his life, was he like the last Phone guy? I remember him personally, or at least, who he was before his head was ripped off and changed for a phone anyway.

Now you see the Pirate cove is a blare

Just keep an eye on the guy

And you'll be prepared

He was stretching his hand, then clenching it, open, close, open then clenching it so hard his hand went pale. Oh boy, I knew I was going to be having a serious talk with him after this. Oh well, wouldn't be the first time he's given me a bad time, I've had plenty of those from Aubergine man so I doubt they will be any different.

Just listen, you don't have a choice

Take what you have learned and become the master

Then you'll be safe when I'm not around

I used three different pitches in the song instead of sticking with the one (I'm surprised I could even hold for as long as the original singer), and I saw Dave on the floor in laughter (good I hope he dies from lack of oxygen), while Phone Guy seemed to be trying to crush or rip his head off from embarrassment (aww, he's so cute when he's vulnerable).

Now to really tick the guy off.

I'm the phone guy

I'm the Phone guy

I made the impression that I was taking a phone off of my head and placed it near my ear "Hello, hello"

Everyone but the phone guy was shouting and wooing at how amazing it sounded, even with the imitation of Phone Guy. Although Purple Guy was still rolling on the floor laughing at Phone Guys misery.

"EMPLOYEE, COME TO MY OFFICE NOW!"

I held back a snigger before high fiving Dave (who made a miraculas recovery) and obediantly followed him to his office, I was shocked when I heard the door shut behind me.

"What the heck?" I called out to Phone Guy.

"Your fired"

Before I could ask why I was met with a phone reciever to my lips for 5 seconds before it left.

"Hashtag No regerts" Phone guy said before openening the door and dissapearing in a poof of smoke.

I stared at the floor Phone Guy had just vacated from.

"What. The. F00k!"