Dayshift at Freddy's: Valentines and one shots

Love From Two Different Worlds

Author here, https://www.wattpad.com/user/Lucarioishere has given me permission to use her version of Dave for this one shot/role play with my Old Sport aka Jack, feel free to check out her site out (she has some really cool DSAF one shots and stories), aside from that enjoy.

Dragon Blade and Lucario watched the TV in amusement as Jack and Dave began arguing over something they hadn't being paying attention to, why? It's quite simple, Jack somehow got stuck in a run down looking room that was connected to another reality, that reality belonged to none other than Dave's world, his creator known as Lucario.

And once again, Jack had to look after babysitting Dave while said Daves 'Old Sport' was out in some other world doing who knows what, right now Dave was busy talking to Jack about worshipping him.

"THE POWER OF THE CHILDREN-KILLING AUBERGINE SHALL ENERGIZE YOU! AS WELL AS DANK MEMES, I'VE LEARNED AS YOU CAN SEE"

"I'm sure Old Sport is proud of you" Lucario stated as she spoke to the microphone that was connected to the room.

"NO I'M NOT!"

"I meant HIS Old Sport"

"WHY NOT HIM?" Dave shouted at Jack "EVERY VERSION SHOULD BE PROUD I HAVE THE DANKEST MEMES I CHALLENGE YOU, JACK, FIGHT MEMES WITH MEMES YOU LIL' BITCH"

Jack rolled his eyes but had already lost patience with the guy, he was more unstable than his own Dave, he got up from where he sat walked towards the see through wall and leaned as close as he could so that they were (almost) nose to nose.

"Shut up Egg plant" he mumbled.

"Make me b*tch" Dave bit back with a big eating grin.

What happened next was something none of them saw coming, Jack had meant to move away from Dave, but instead his hands go through the wall and bring Dave closer to him, then proceeds to smooch the HECK out of Dave before moving away, when he realises what he had done he quickly let go and shoved Dave back behind the wall and ran away with a giant blush on his cheeks.

Dave dies out of happiness before regnerating like a Time Lord "I- I'm in heaven. Never wake me up ever again"

Well, okay, that's one way to end a meme-war before it starts... though as soon as he stands up again, he's going to act like a spider on crack, I can see it, completely freaking out about Jack doing this to him and that he knew they were always meant to be together, blah, blah, blah... R.I.P. my ears then Lucario thought to herself.

Shush, watch Dragon Blade, the writer warned her fellow writer, not realising her microphone was on though I have to admit I think Dave is growing on him.

Jack some how heard what Dragon Blade had said "I HEARD THAT!"

Don't you want to have Daves babies? Dragon Blade asked innocently.

CRACK!

I think Jack broke the 4th wall.

To be fair, Dave has the uncanny ability to grow on peop-

"ARE YOU CRACKING THE SCREEN KEEPING US APART, JACKY!? DON'T WORRY, I'LL COME TO GET YOU"

Dave was so obsessed with breaking the wall repeatedly with his fists, that he never heard Lucario and Dragon Blade trying to warn him.

O H N O S T O P P L S

wait...oh no....no no no no no no NO! OLD SPORT GET OUT....

CRACK! CRUNCH!

The sound of a body hitting the floor could be heard in the now empty building, it turned out that Old Sport some how was in a spring suit at the time Dave tried to break the last part of the 4th wall that was keeping them apart, it had made Old Sport topple and have every spring lock crush his body.