steak.

iM DYING

so like my cousin and this girl r like hanging out

not like casually hanging out where they talk abt weird ass shit idk but like hey no judge

so me being me was like ur whipped aF

bc it looked like he was tRYING TO JUS t

idk fricken have long romantic walks on beaches w her

so just a while ago i was like

IM CALLING U MR WHIPPED oOHOHOHO

and he was like aNO ???

AND I SAID LOIK U KNOW hEAD OVE R HE ELS

AND HE SAID for..?

aND I SAID YKNOW THE RLY COOL GIRL

and he was like oMG HER ???? WE'RE JUST CLOSE fRIENDS

so i was like oh..my god rly ????

and he said yEA SHE IS fUCKING E N G A G E D

so i was like well shit bOI I HAVR A PROBLEM

he said yEA

aND IT WAS SO AWKWARD AFTER THAT LIKE HDBDVSHSB WTAF

i lowkey want him to forget me so like ???

hAVE I ALREADY SAID IT WAS AWKS AF

but he's pretty cool so like idk

also i showed him my memes and he was like y r ppl so obsessed w korean men ???

so i said i just like the memes haha hAHA

"right.."

we were also talking abt fapping so i told him abt this one dude ik that faps like three times everyday.

he faps so much he has f u c k i n g biceps

and he was like that's normal

...
so i was like

hOW DO U KNOW HAVE U BEEN THROUGH THAT PHASE hUH ????

and he said i had a gf so

i was like wHAT OHOHOHOHOHO

ok careless whisper is playing on the radio that's my cue to leave

plz pRAY FOR MY SOUL SIDNANAJ