How I Tried To Be Spider-Man: The Not So True Story Of Alice

The Ever So Glorious Prologue

Every time we went into the mall, I was always excited. It didn't matter how old I was, I was just always excited. You see, when you first get into the mall, all of the movie posters are there that are currently in theaters.

The amazing art on the posters are just amazing. They make me get all excited inside. My mom ended up grabbing my hand and dragging me off to Macy's instead of me just being an obedient child and following her.

The 3rd of May, that was even worse. Seeing a human in red and blue that was climbing up the side of a building that was so high in the air and it was the most amazing thing ever.

At that moment, I knew what I wanted to do with my life. I found the meaning of my existence. My purpose in life. My destiny.

I, Alice McAllister, am going to be Spider-Man.

Stop laughing! I'm serious!