How I Tried To Be Spider-Man: The Not So True Story Of Alice

The Issue With Being Human

Every day, I go in my room and act like a hermit. Are you surprised? Well, you shouldn't be because you do it too. I know because you're reading this right now.

Anyway, I hate being human. It means dying at a normal age. Or so you think. 😵It also means I'm not a spider. And that's why I need a goat 🐐. "Why do you need a goat?" You may ask. Well, because if I can extract spidey DNA, I can give it to the goat and it will make spidey-milk. Ok look it makes sense to me. This is a real thing, you just need to google it.