How I Tried To Be Spider-Man: The Not So True Story Of Alice

Be Mine, Be Mine, You Are So Damn Fine!

You know, any high schooler won't admit it, but they always have a crush on someone. And I totally do, not that anyone knows, but, eh. I promise you though, this will definitely not be a high school life story or some superhero trying to impress a girl. (Like in Homecoming, which I only liked because he had a cool suit!).

On this very day, one week ago, I laid eyes on him. Quite frankly it was a glance, and this is probably like my weird totally normal crush on Tobey Maguire. It will never happen. When I first saw him, he was with some other girl, probably his girlfriend.

Man, I could totally go for some ice cream.

Ice cream is better than chocolate for sure and cures sadness like a knight in shining armor.