After being bullied by your family about your incompetence and inability to live on your own you decide to prove them wrong and run away! You run away to Essex where you hope to live a very normal, stable and peaceful life. will this be the worst de...
2d looked around the massive underground lair.....,there where large fancy glass chandeliers hanging everywhere, giving only a weak dim light glow to the items in the haul. The wall's where all painted a shivering black and a red old carpet covered the floors. But the thing 2d noticed first where the large grand tapestries of people..... um... well let's say having a "good time"
...."wut is dis fancy place?"
"this place use to belong to my fuck of a father you see..."Haherm, he use ta' throw his occasional parties down here" Murdoc said with a grin "They would all come down here and wear these fancy black robes and masks. I would sneak down there sometimes hearham, ya it was A LOT of fun..haham... maybe even too much fun........
"I wonder what Murdoc's definition of "fun" looks like Noodle" whispered to Russel.
"uh, I rather not think about that" Russel whispered back.
"OKAY KIDOS FOLLOW MEH!" Murdoc suddenly snapped. everyone looked at each other sharing the same confused expression. Russel shrugged and started following Murdoc then noodle followed leaving 2d alone staring at the dusty mural on the wall
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"HUH!" 2d snapped back to reality (("oh there goes gravity"... heh sorry carry on)) he looked around looking for where everyone went...no sign of them "UGH! Not again!"
2D's POV:
"Dammit! why does dis always have ta' bloody happen ta meh!" *meh, meh, meh *my voice echoed in the large room....Well, I guess I'll just look around for now.
I started walking around the fancy old place searching fo' them. Murdoc's such a bloody turd fo' bringing us here. Why couldn't we just be normal and like go to a nice hotel with a big indoor hot tub and a fluffy bed and a packed mini fridge wif some cold pop and cheesy pizza...*stomach starts to rumble*....*pouts* I wonda' if there's any food lying around dis place? I stumble into a room, it had a large unlit fireplace and all four walls were covered in bookshelves stalked up high wif books. I go and pull one out of the nearest bookshelf and read the title
t-the exp-e-explicate tale of two...? huh..? neva' heard of dis book befo', it not like I read much anyway.....
I open the book....WAAAH! *blushes* I closed the book quickly and shoved it back into the shelf...... "I neva' knew the human body could bend like that"....*cringes*
~CREAK~ a sound came from outside the room.
"huh?" I go to investigate where it was coming from.
2d went closer and closer to where the mysterious creaking and banging was coming from, he was eventually led to a small door like one that would belong to an attic...he slowly turned the doorknob and peeked in the crack.....AAAAH OOOOH EEEEE EEEE!!!!
A baboon wearing a Japanese style devil mask jumps out and attacks 2d!
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"WAAAAAAAAaah!!! NOO GET OF MEH!!!" 2d pleaded. The devil baboon puled at 2ds hair and scratched at him
"AAAAAAAAAAAH! HELPP! HELP!" 2d screamed as he blindly ran out of the underground base and up the spiral of stares still trying to unhinge the demon of him
"GET OFF BLOODY DEMON!!!"
(A/N); dammit, I can feel the chapters getting shorter and my lifespan getting smaller..which means SCHOOL...ugh school.......ANYWAY! hope you liked this chapter and the Devil baboon pic I made on photoshop! please tell me what you think in the comments! I really appreciate it! :) *knocks out..again*
