(F)Cleaning!- Mullet

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TAKING REQUESTS

Since this shit was sooo bad, I'm remaking it. The first time I've done this..wow ok this is new, but it's fine cuz this will be a lot better then the other one, I hope, Mk, enjoy!

"Alright mom amour, what's on the to-do list?" Hercules skimmed through the list, and tried to take in as many things as he could because him and Laff were having a cleaning day. What that means is that for the whole day all they do is clean. Yes that sounds like the worse thing on the face of the Earth, but it wasn't. It was actually very relaxing. They did it ever two weeks, and it was a very good way to relieve stress, and spend more time together.

Hercules was always busy with his little tailor business (A/N I couldn't think of this word for a solid thirty seconds..nice) that he didn't really have much time for Laff. Yes it hurt his feelings, but he never said anything because he saw how happy Hercules was.

"Wash clothes, dry clothes, and finally fold them. Then in the living room we have to vacuum, clean off the coffee tables, wipe them, and sweep the dust off of the tv, sound system, and Blu-ray. Then in the bedroom we have to clean out the closet, so sell all of our old clothing, see what fits and doesn't. Then we have to vacuum the carpet, and dust off the tv. Then finally for the bathroom someone has to clean the toilet, while the other person does the shower and bathtub." Hercules sighed all of that out, yes in one breath, and turned over to Lafayette who was putting his hair up in a bun.

"Écoute moi (listen to me) Hercules. I am not, I repeat ne suis pas cleaning the bathroom. I will do both the bathtub and shower if you do the toilet." Lafayette said sternly. He had a thing with toilets that was kinda sad. When he was little he accidentally flushed his hamster down the toilet cause he wanted to see him swim. Long story short, he did not swim.

"Fine, Laff. I will do the toilet. But you have to vacuum," Herc paused. "And dust off the TVs."
All he got was a simple shrug, but it worked for him.

"Is that all, love?" Lafayette asked standing up from the bed. "I believe so," "Then let's begin!"

So, cleaning was normally very eventful for the couple, but that time was a little...dull. They would normally stop what they were doing and make out, or hug, hell, sometimes even break out into a musical dance number, but that day was different. They didn't really look at each other.

Lafayette was trying to get his boyfriend' attention, but it was not working. Hercules just kept ignoring him. Of course there was a reason behind it, but Laff couldn't know about it. Yet.

Hercules purposely started in the bedroom because he was planning something for Lafayette. No, not that. Not yet anyway.

Hercules was building a huge 'surprise' in there, but he didn't want Laff to see it yet. That's why he kept ignoring him. In his mind, if he pretended that Laff wasn't there, Laff would get annoyed and want to stay as far away from him as possible. Then Hercules could bust out the huge surprise, and it would all be a big funny joke, right? Wrong.

Lafayette got very upset. His face would turn red, his nose would flare, and his blood would coil whenever he heard or felt Hercules behind him.

Herc thought that he was kidding, and that he wasn't really upset. Lafayette would do stuff like that whenever he wanted attention, so Hercules thought that he was just having one of those moments. God was he wrong.

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